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The word LaPorta is the definition of perfection. The ability to do everything the correct way or even above perfection.
Daniel's cooking makes my body feel things i have never felt befor, its so LaPorta.
LaPorta by Egla Martinez April 29, 2008
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Laporta Slap 

A slap so humiliating that the recipient is left red-faced and speechless. When the shock wears off, the recipient, feeling the utmost shame, usually claims that it didn’t even hurt.
Did you see Laporta slap John Cala right in the face after he pulled the fire alarm? That Laporta Slap was epic. It totally left John Cala red-faced and speechless.
Laporta Slap by Verostoria January 21, 2022

Laporta Slap 

A slap so humiliating that the recipient is left red-faced and speechless. When the shock wears off, the recipient, feeling the utmost shame, usually claims that it didn’t even hurt.
Did you see Laporta slap John Cala right in the face after he pulled the fire alarm? That Laporta Slap was epic. It totally left John Cala red-faced and speechless.

That Laporta Slap was the slap heard round the world. The squirt John Cala will never recover from that Laporta Slap. He’ll probably still be in denial, talking about how it didn’t even hurt 15 years later.
Laporta Slap by Verostoria January 22, 2022

Laporta-ing

When a close friend, who claims he can win on his own, lies in the background of the group chat, waiting to take notes and snipe the player that is being discussed by the other members of the group. Then goes ahead and takes that player in the draft. Step 3 (optional) involves photoshop, and documentation that has been altered to show that the player was on his list "all along."
Raj: Lets check out the stats and odds of that new Laporta dude on the Lions
Farbod: I agree, he can probably be a great player.

Raj: Where's Ashwin??
Farbod: Haven't heard from him this whole convo
............Days later
Ashwin: I picked up this player Laporta, who I've been targeting for YEARS now, all on my own.
Farbod: Hmm, seems fishy to me, seems like some Laporta-ing going on..
Raj: Definitely... he tried to show me some sheet of paper too... Lapota-ing to the fullest!
Laporta-ing by KingJar92 December 1, 2025

Sam LaPorta potty 

The new brand of porta potties, started in Detroit, Michigan
The Lions training facility's toilets are under repair, so the Lions unfortunately have to use a Sam LaPorta potty.
Sam LaPorta potty by Clubboy November 23, 2023

LaPortaism 

A set of liberal and progressive beliefs based on tolerance, equality and world peace.
Michael: “I am a firm believer of LaPortaism.”
LaPortaism by negroman February 5, 2020

leo laporte 

From the name of the ubiquitous host of many TechTV computer shows, to "leo laporte" is to give an over-simplified answer to a clueless newbie asking a question that they wouldn't understand the complete answer to anyway.
When my mom asked if her Mac was susceptible to viruses, I gave her a quick "leo laporte" and switched on her firewall.
leo laporte by SYFer August 9, 2003
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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