A false and ficticious name for the always classic mullet. This term was created one evening between two college room-mates /soul-mates if you prefer, over a bottle of Boones Farm and during commerical breaks for the television show "Small Wonder." Larmouse was a term created to brainwash unsuspecting farm boys who simply don't know any better than to trust the big butt and a smile.
HeyTiki, bet you a bottle of Boones Farm I can "Larmouse" that farm boy tonight!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!