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Ass lag
A situation where your sleep patterns have adjusted to a new time zone, but your bowel movements are still in the previous Timezone. This can be problematic for people who prefer to have natures calling before their morning shower.
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Ass lag
When you move penis in and out inside ass and the ass doesn't move in the same rhythm, it's called ass lag.
Ass lag by OKrobloxian June 2, 2020
Emeril Lagasse
When you kick sex up a notch by strapping a dog’s shock collar to your junk and yelling “bam!” every time you hit the zapper.
Emeril Lagasse by Fisty McStoolfingers March 25, 2019
Lagasse alarm
A modified version of the Emeril. To ejaculate semen into the palm of your hand and hold it in front of a sleeping person's face while yelling "BAM!" thus making them spring up into it.
Lagasse alarm by G. Sherman August 10, 2003
emeril lagasse
emeril lagasse by leona May 21, 2005
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