Ladera moms are the foulest creatures in the land. They are in a Facebook group called ladera moms where they catch the “naughty” children of Ladera Ranch. An example of being “naughty” is being loud in front of someone’s house. They will take a picture of you and submit it to the group. I have studied these creatures for many days. They usually have blond hair, have a name
like “Laura”, wear sunglasses all the time, wear a hat by billabong that says California love that has the
California state flag on it, and talk in question form
like “I’m going to the mall today?” They are all in some sort of workout class. They are always on their
phone and go into some sort of universe while on their
phone. If you try to talk to them they won’t hear you and if you even touch them while texts my they won’t even feel it