Lanterning

To go to the top off a ferris wheel and pooping off the side of the cabin

Me and Tyler went to the fair and decided to go lanterning

Lanterning by Porkonashtick June 19, 2026

Lasternight 

Yesterday night, also known as the night before last.

Friend 1 : When was the last time you saw that girl?

Friend 2: Well, lasternight she called me to hang out.

Lasternight by Shadowbeard July 9, 2009

Green Lanternism 

A belief that political miracles are achieved by sheer will force. Proponents of the Green Lantern Theory have attributed failure and compromise to a lack of presidential willpower. Matthew Yglesias came up with the Green Lantern Theory of Geopolitics* to ridicule conservatives who claimed "the only thing limiting us is a lack of willpower" in foreign policy. The Green Lantern Theory was later applied to the Obama Administration who seemed to lack the will power to make the radical changes in policy such as universal health care, lowering medical costs, banking reform, and peaceful negotiations that people had hoped for., especially after the Republicans took over the US House in 2011.

Bernie supporters are big proponents of Green Lanternism and fail to recognize this kind of “Presidentmania” where the President can get anything done if he really wanted to, fails to take into account the significant amount of bureaucracy legal barriers, and the number players the president has to deal with such as legislators, special interests and Jurists who often do everything in their power to block the president from making these achievements.

Green Lanternism by mlhiss March 5, 2020

latering 

Catering for later. Gourmet food prepared and frozen to be served at a later time.

Lets order some latering to have in the freezer for next weeks party.

latering by Chefcraig May 15, 2017

Lanternwing

A feeling of nausea or discomfort

I felt lanternwing after running half a mile

Lanternwing by EBI² December 11, 2025

Landering 

The process where a cat twitches the entire skin over its back in response to a light touch. This causes all of the fur to move spasmodically and the cat to become angry.

Poking the cat lightly on the back with a straw will set off landering.

Landering by UprTupr December 16, 2011

Lastering 

Owning a cheap, economic, fuel friendly vehicle and acting as though it is an Indy F1 car or a vehicle with much higher horsepower and supporting modifications.

Y'all seen that dude with the Camry down the street? Boy been Lastering.

Lastering by TonguePunchHerFartBox January 11, 2024