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Lacing is an unusual sexual perversion in which a man ejaculates into the food of unsuspecting people. The lacer gets sexual gratification from watching people unknowingly swallowing his semen.
After lacing the hot fudge, Stewart watched in silence while his neighbor's daughter devoured every bite of her ice cream.
Lacing by c_anderson February 1, 2006
To give someone a rampant, bordlerlining on violent, sexual experience
It was legendary gazz, Tecko gave her a real lacing
Lacing by Lacing January 20, 2018
Getting asked to tie someone elses shoe laces
Yo start lacing me rn!
Lacing by Cyclore February 3, 2025

Lacing up 

Verb. Lacing up is a prison term meaning that an inmate is putting on his shoes to prepare for a fight.
Inmate: Look at him. He isn't scared at all. He's lacing up right now. Get ready. Shit's about to go down.
Lacing up by Gohan Barracuda March 3, 2019

Lacing a fatty 

My main man Dave said, "I'll be
late to the party cause I'm lacing a fatty this afternoon".
Lacing a fatty by Lucky Fairlane March 15, 2010

lacing the log 

To ejaculate over ones own poop.
I had such a massive dump yesterday. It was such beaut, it kind of turned me on, so I Christened it with my own semen, thus lacing the log
lacing the log by Shredwards May 17, 2016
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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