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tying by The Official Dude October 24, 2008
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Tying the Shoe
Guy #1: Dude, your girlfriend has been walking funny all day. Is she okay?
Guy #2: We had some wild fuckin' sex last night and I ended up tying the shoe for two fuckin' hours. She's gonna be sore for days.
Guy #2: We had some wild fuckin' sex last night and I ended up tying the shoe for two fuckin' hours. She's gonna be sore for days.
Tying the Shoe by dp2011 May 29, 2011
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tying off
A pre-stage ritual performed by male strippers, involving a rubber band and/or cock ring, and visual aids. The stripper uses a visual aid (usually a skin magazine) and his hand in order to gain an errection. When the errection is acquired and is at its fullest, he traps the blood inside it (or "ties off"), by placing the rubber band or cock ring, at the base of his penis. This keeps his errection full while on stage. Especially if he is prone to "stage fright".
Tying Shoelaces
A euphemism (another word for) giving a blowjob. Comes from the scene in Harry Potter and the half blood prince when Ginny and Harry are talking, and Ginny says "shoelace" and bends down to tie Harry's shoelace, but it looks like she's going to suck his cock.
Ron: where is Ginny?
Hermione: probably tying shoelaces.
Ron: what? whose?
Hermione: Harry's.
Ron: WTF?!
Hermione: probably tying shoelaces.
Ron: what? whose?
Hermione: Harry's.
Ron: WTF?!
Tying Shoelaces by SexyRanchDressingMan August 17, 2009
tying one on
It means we're doing whatever whenever and however and letting it take us wherever we end up while getting f***** up
tying one on by Russ Thompson November 25, 2013
Tying off
wrapping a solid band around the upper forearm so that blood constricts and the heroine goes into your system more effectively and faster.
yo stoner bro, you tying off with a solid band so that you can constrict your blood and get high from heroine more effectively and faster in the bathroom.
wrapping a solid band around the upper forearm so that blood constricts and the heroine goes into your system more effectively and faster.
wrapping a solid band around the upper forearm so that blood constricts and the heroine goes into your system more effectively and faster.
Tying off by nikolai on the couch November 14, 2016
Tying My Shoe
Tying My Shoe by King_Yebo$$$$$ October 20, 2016
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