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Lacing 

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Lacing is an unusual sexual perversion in which a man ejaculates into the food of unsuspecting people. The lacer gets sexual gratification from watching people unknowingly swallowing his semen.
After lacing the hot fudge, Stewart watched in silence while his neighbor's daughter devoured every bite of her ice cream.
Lacing by c_anderson February 1, 2006

Lacing 

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To give someone a rampant, bordlerlining on violent, sexual experience
It was legendary gazz, Tecko gave her a real lacing
Lacing by Lacing January 20, 2018

Lacing 

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Getting asked to tie someone elses shoe laces
Yo start lacing me rn!
Lacing by Cyclore February 3, 2025

Lacing up 

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Verb. Lacing up is a prison term meaning that an inmate is putting on his shoes to prepare for a fight.
Inmate: Look at him. He isn't scared at all. He's lacing up right now. Get ready. Shit's about to go down.
Lacing up by Gohan Barracuda March 3, 2019

Lacing a fatty 

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My main man Dave said, "I'll be
late to the party cause I'm lacing a fatty this afternoon".
Lacing a fatty by Lucky Fairlane March 15, 2010

lacing the log 

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To ejaculate over ones own poop.
I had such a massive dump yesterday. It was such beaut, it kind of turned me on, so I Christened it with my own semen, thus lacing the log
lacing the log by Shredwards May 17, 2016
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