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A street word for adding more addictive drugs to another drug

When I found out someone was lacing my marijuana with crack I started wanting crack because it was better

Lacing by Lacer12345 June 29, 2009

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Lacing

Lacing is an unusual sexual perversion in which a man ejaculates into the food of unsuspecting people. The lacer gets sexual gratification from watching people unknowingly swallowing his semen.

After lacing the hot fudge, Stewart watched in silence while his neighbor's daughter devoured every bite of her ice cream.

Lacing by c_anderson February 1, 2006

Lacing

To give someone a rampant, bordlerlining on violent, sexual experience

It was legendary gazz, Tecko gave her a real lacing

Lacing by Lacing January 20, 2018

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Lacing

Getting asked to tie someone elses shoe laces

Yo start lacing me rn!

Lacing by Cyclore February 3, 2025

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Lacing up

Verb. Lacing up is a prison term meaning that an inmate is putting on his shoes to prepare for a fight.

Inmate: Look at him. He isn't scared at all. He's lacing up right now. Get ready. Shit's about to go down.

Lacing up by Gohan Barracuda March 3, 2019

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Lacing a fatty

Tying up a fat chick.

My main man Dave said, "I'll be
late to the party cause I'm lacing a fatty this afternoon".

Lacing a fatty by Lucky Fairlane March 15, 2010

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lacing the log

To ejaculate over ones own poop.

I had such a massive dump yesterday. It was such beaut, it kind of turned me on, so I Christened it with my own semen, thus lacing the log

lacing the log by Shredwards May 17, 2016

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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