labyrinthine vagina

A vagina that is so huge it has developed an shifting labyrinth

Oh man you don't want to FUCK her!?! If you do you will get lost in her labyrinthine vagina!!!

labyrinthine vagina by Cecemybigdick April 26, 2021

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Labyrinthitis

A distressing disorder by which a sufferer is obsessed with the 1986 film Labyrinth, featuring David Bowie.

Symptoms include:
- Excessively quoting lines from the film
- Excessively re-watching the film
- Becoming entranced by the film when it is watched
- Becoming entranced by David Bowie's balls whilst watching
- Noticing David Bowies balls
- Talking like Bowie.

Man: Woah, that smells terrible!
Person: Its the bog of eternal stench!
Man: Labyrinthitis?
Person: Yeah...

Woman: Whatcha dooooing?
Man: Nothing.
Woman: Nothing? Nothing, Tralala?

Person watching film: ....
Other person: Hey, what you watching:
Person watching film: ....
Other person: Is that... You're watching it again?
Person watching film: ....
Other person: HELLO???
Person watching film: ....
Other person: Fine. Be like that. -walks away-
Person watching film: ...Huh? You say something?

Builder: Sorry ladies, path's closed. Turn back.
Girl 1: (in a bowie voice) Turn Back Sarah.
Girl 2: What a pity.
Builder: Poor girls, got Labyrinthitis.

Labyrinthitis by Definitely Not Simon May 9, 2012

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labyrinthnic

An elaborate and misleading path defined by clueless corporate business process engineers that one must follow to reach their destination.

Once connected to the service help line, it was a labyrinthnic journey in getting to someone who could actually be of any help. I swear they want you to give up before you can get to someone who will actually admit it's the fault of the company..

labyrinthnic by bullharbour January 6, 2014

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Labyrinthism

It is when a person begins to act as if the lore from the movie: Labyrinth is real.

Person One: Oh I wish that Jareth could take me to the Labryrinth right now.

Person Two: What are you talking about? That can’t actually happen that’s fiction.

Person One: Don’t say that! My ‘Religion’ Is Labyrinthism, I believe that could happen.

Labyrinthism by -J3ZZIEPIEUWU February 5, 2022

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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