labyrinthnic

An elaborate and misleading path defined by clueless corporate business process engineers that one must follow to reach their destination.

Once connected to the service help line, it was a labyrinthnic journey in getting to someone who could actually be of any help. I swear they want you to give up before you can get to someone who will actually admit it's the fault of the company..

labyrinthnic by bullharbour January 6, 2014

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Labyrinthitis

A distressing disorder by which a sufferer is obsessed with the 1986 film Labyrinth, featuring David Bowie.

Symptoms include:
- Excessively quoting lines from the film
- Excessively re-watching the film
- Becoming entranced by the film when it is watched
- Becoming entranced by David Bowie's balls whilst watching
- Noticing David Bowies balls
- Talking like Bowie.

Man: Woah, that smells terrible!
Person: Its the bog of eternal stench!
Man: Labyrinthitis?
Person: Yeah...

Woman: Whatcha dooooing?
Man: Nothing.
Woman: Nothing? Nothing, Tralala?

Person watching film: ....
Other person: Hey, what you watching:
Person watching film: ....
Other person: Is that... You're watching it again?
Person watching film: ....
Other person: HELLO???
Person watching film: ....
Other person: Fine. Be like that. -walks away-
Person watching film: ...Huh? You say something?

Builder: Sorry ladies, path's closed. Turn back.
Girl 1: (in a bowie voice) Turn Back Sarah.
Girl 2: What a pity.
Builder: Poor girls, got Labyrinthitis.

Labyrinthitis by Definitely Not Simon May 9, 2012

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labyrinthine vagina

A vagina that is so huge it has developed an shifting labyrinth

Oh man you don't want to FUCK her!?! If you do you will get lost in her labyrinthine vagina!!!

labyrinthine vagina by Cecemybigdick April 26, 2021

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Labyrinthism

It is when a person begins to act as if the lore from the movie: Labyrinth is real.

Person One: Oh I wish that Jareth could take me to the Labryrinth right now.

Person Two: What are you talking about? That can’t actually happen that’s fiction.

Person One: Don’t say that! My ‘Religion’ Is Labyrinthism, I believe that could happen.

Labyrinthism by -J3ZZIEPIEUWU February 5, 2022

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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