Labyrinthism 

It is when a person begins to act as if the lore from the movie: Labyrinth is real.

Person One: Oh I wish that Jareth could take me to the Labryrinth right now.

Person Two: What are you talking about? That can’t actually happen that’s fiction.

Person One: Don’t say that! My ‘Religion’ Is Labyrinthism, I believe that could happen.

Labyrinthism by -J3ZZIEPIEUWU February 5, 2022

Labyrinthitis 

A distressing disorder by which a sufferer is obsessed with the 1986 film Labyrinth, featuring David Bowie.

Symptoms include:
- Excessively quoting lines from the film
- Excessively re-watching the film
- Becoming entranced by the film when it is watched
- Becoming entranced by David Bowie's balls whilst watching
- Noticing David Bowies balls
- Talking like Bowie.

Man: Woah, that smells terrible!
Person: Its the bog of eternal stench!
Man: Labyrinthitis?
Person: Yeah...

Woman: Whatcha dooooing?
Man: Nothing.
Woman: Nothing? Nothing, Tralala?

Person watching film: ....
Other person: Hey, what you watching:
Person watching film: ....
Other person: Is that... You're watching it again?
Person watching film: ....
Other person: HELLO???
Person watching film: ....
Other person: Fine. Be like that. -walks away-
Person watching film: ...Huh? You say something?

Builder: Sorry ladies, path's closed. Turn back.
Girl 1: (in a bowie voice) Turn Back Sarah.
Girl 2: What a pity.
Builder: Poor girls, got Labyrinthitis.

Labyrinthitis by Definitely Not Simon May 9, 2012

labyrinthine vagina 

A vagina that is so huge it has developed an shifting labyrinth

Oh man you don't want to FUCK her!?! If you do you will get lost in her labyrinthine vagina!!!

labyrinthine vagina by Cecemybigdick April 26, 2021