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A lanky European that sneezes too much and constantly grabs your phone to look at memes.
Linda: hey Paul did you talk to labeat today
Paul: hey he fucking stole my phone and ran the battery out by looking at memes
labeat by Dictionary doughnut January 18, 2019
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labratory 

play on the word "lavatory", because this is the room you mix and match bodily fluids in the great white beaker known as a toilet
I shouldn't have eaten all that Mexican food, I need to conduct an experiment in the labratory... be right back.
labratory by D.Vin July 27, 2005

labratorgy 

The origin of the word laboratory: Once it was just called a lab. And so, a fucked up scientist decided to organize an orgy between his lab rats, a lab rat orgy. Everything was ready and one of his coworkers overhead the idea. He was a little deaf and thought he heard the word laboratory, this word was born of a simple misunderstanding of a fucked up orgy.
-hey wanna join my lab rat orgy?
-what the fuck is a laboratory
- I meant a labratorgy you idiot
labratorgy by Jhon Salchichon July 25, 2017

labiatory 

The labiatory is an explorative space where a variety of touch and stroking is used to test for sensation and pleasure in a woman's outer genitalia.
We spent an hour in the labiatory and discovered her touch preferences.

Labratosis 

Millie had Labratosis after she ate the deer poop off of the lawn!
Labratosis by Zoltar85 January 24, 2023
A person who enjoys drinking and drinks all the time
whats up labator
Labator by labator April 21, 2023