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Liantics 

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The ability to simultaneously ignore, lose focus, and complain when instructed to perform a task; inconsistent and strange behavior that defies logic and reason; see Lian
When asking a child to sit down and do their homework the child will engage in Liantics. This involves simulaneously ignoring the parent while completing a cirque de solie act on the chair or on the viscinity of the chair.

When asking a child to get in the shower a lego tower is constructed instead of a shower.
Liantics by Lianimal March 8, 2013
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Laanti lantigo lantigua lawntime Laanith Lantis Lantics laaitie laani Laanie

laaitie

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South African slang. A child, a youngster or a person who is an inferior position to you.
"Hey Boet, pull in to the pub tonight!"

"I can't china, my laaitie is at home and I've got no babysitter"
laaitie by TheDuce June 27, 2006

Laintime 

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To Laintime is to overcome the odds and maintain the terrifying persona of a zombie. The act of Laintiming is to utterly crush any and all opposition, with an absolute degree of style. Typically, this results with the defeated person(s) rerolling a warrior. In the case that they already are a warrior, they pick up engineering and buy lots of health potions. The name is taken from a famous undead Warrior in the World of Warcraft. Also, you must perform superbly while listening to Papa Roach and Sum 41.
I totally Laintimed those two Paladins! They'll probably log after trying (unsucessfully) to repair their broken e-peen
Laintime by ForGoodOrForAwesome October 20, 2008

Lantic 

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The ability to acquire and understand existing principles using creativity and imagination.
That is very lantic Idea.
A person of great Lanticual ability.
Lantic by Yakob545 January 8, 2023

Sanda filde sanda // lainting ënde sanda 

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"Sanda filde sanda // lainting ënde sanda" is the main text line in a popular song from the "Imetschin Dregens". It means something strange like "feel the thunder \\ severe wheather conditions".
And the radio plays "Sanda filde sanda // lainting ënde sanda" while I try to jerk off my boysahne on Nadjas tellernippel. Fuck off, Imetschin Dregens!!!

Lantis 

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To make Helicopter motion with ones Genitals, while wearing boots and a Robin Hood hat.
Wow look at him Lantis!
Lantis by Rigas September 19, 2006
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