The ability to simultaneously ignore, lose focus, and complain when instructed to perform a task; inconsistent and strange behavior that defies logic and reason; see Lian

When asking a child to sit down and do their homework the child will engage in Liantics. This involves simulaneously ignoring the parent while completing a cirque de solie act on the chair or on the viscinity of the chair.

When asking a child to get in the shower a lego tower is constructed instead of a shower.

Liantics by Lianimal March 8, 2013

Related Words

Lantics • Lantis • Lantica • lantisocial • Liantics • oh my lantis • lactic squeeze • Lactic Suicide

Lantic

The ability to acquire and understand existing principles using creativity and imagination.

That is very lantic Idea.
A person of great Lanticual ability.

Lantic by Yakob545 January 8, 2023

Lantis

To make Helicopter motion with ones Genitals, while wearing boots and a Robin Hood hat.

Wow look at him Lantis!

Lantis by Rigas September 19, 2006

lantisocial

Adjective. To describe the behaviour of someone not taking part in the spirit of a LAN party.

Background: Word coined by Nexus7 in March 2005 at a LAN party.

Robo and Nexus were being lantisocial by playing Trackmania while the rest of the LAN were playing battlefield vietnam

lantisocial by Jingles March 19, 2005

oh my lantis

(phrase) Twist from the line in the movie 'The Ringer'- "Oh my lanta". Credit to Billy the character who speaks it gloriously (You scratched my CD!). Used for when something is not going according to plan or when in a bad situation

(after waking up from a nap and being completely sunburnt)...Oh my lantis! I'm burnt to a crisp, apple crisp in fact!

oh my lantis by laxdallmus4 August 9, 2010

Lantis

Lantis is most commonly used as an exclamation.
Lantis is also used to describe a funny human.

Oh my lantis, that is crazy!
What a crazy lantis!

Lantis by edogwordknower#oknow October 22, 2019

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026