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Laintime
To Laintime is to overcome the odds and maintain the terrifying persona of a zombie. The act of Laintiming is to utterly crush any and all opposition, with an absolute degree of style. Typically, this results with the defeated person(s) rerolling a warrior. In the case that they already are a warrior, they pick up engineering and buy lots of health potions. The name is taken from a famous undead Warrior in the World of Warcraft. Also, you must perform superbly while listening to Papa Roach and Sum 41.
I totally Laintimed those two Paladins! They'll probably log after trying (unsucessfully) to repair their broken e-peen
Laintime by ForGoodOrForAwesome October 20, 2008
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026