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laarnies a good friend to have :)
when youre alone she invites you to things
and gives good advice when you need it

in fact shes a memer and shes swag😎😎
laarnie: hey wanna come with us?
laarnie by andiouuuuupah- October 1, 2019
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lanie is a smart and beautiful girl.she is always there for anyone no matter how special they are to her. when she loves she loves hard so don't hurt her bc she is very emotional.even if your mean to her she will never be like that to you.she is the one girl you can count on for anything...she a great girlfriend/bestfriend/sister....anyone would be very lucky to have her.
wow i want that lanie...
lanie by Lanieeee December 11, 2016

Lanier Middle School 

-The deepest pit of hell
-Filled with assholes and gangster wannabies, with a few sluts sprinkeled in for good measure
-The teachers are either awesome or they suck
-If you can't pretend you're rich, you will be shunned by people who can
-some douche spread poop on the walls in the boys bathroom spring 2011 and now the administration thinks all boys are troublemakers
-YOU WILL HAVE AT LEAST ONE SEXIST TEACHER!!
-A grouping for all the posers in northern VA, with some poor sorry bastards thrown in against their will
Mom: "Hey, honey how was school?"
Student: "Same old, same old."
Mom: "OH NO! It was THAT BAD?"
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Lanier Middle School
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OMFG if you are blessed with this girl you better never let her go. She may be competitive and get mad easy but she comes around. If you upset her she might ignore you so ask her what's wrong immediately she is sweet and pretty and she will always make you laugh. If your down she will be there for you and she is a friend until the end love her with all your heart. She is not easily persuaded and she does what is best for others around her. She doesn't like to be wrong and she loves to argue. She does not lie often unless it is for a good reason or the sake of someone else. Lanie's will make history one way or another. Lanies are chatty, smart, competitive, hard-headed, pretty, sweet and friendly. Lanies love to speak in front of someone they are outgoing but hate being the center of attention. They make very few friends but those friends are close. She always tries to make amens no matter what happened. She can hold a grudge FOREVER but she is quick to forgive if you have a Lanie be her friend forever and if you ever let her go it is the worst mistake you could make.
Dang I love Lanie sooo much and I will never let her go!
Lanie by ashtonduhman13 May 15, 2019
Lainie is perfect for anyone she will be by side she ain’t fake she will always have that one bsf that keeps her happy and when you are with Lainie it feels like nothing can hurt you it’s like it’s just you and her there it feels like there is nothing that can scare you like you are protected she is amazing I don’t think anyone is better that Lainie she is the most beautiful girl you will ever see like I can think of a million things to say but when i try to say it to her I can’t bc she leaves you speechless she will never turn her back on you no matter how bad or good you are she will tell you that you are perfect and that your a blessing from God she will make you feel like you belong in the world like you are the most important she is gorgeous and beautiful and there is no one that can replace her love you LAINIE👑💍💕
Dang Lainie is perfect for anyone
LAINIE by Mr. take yo hoe April 28, 2019
Holy hell this girl is amazing, the nicest most heart felt person in the world. She cares so much about others and what she can do for each and every person in her life, she doesn't have time for herself. Selfless, loving, gorgeous, Christlike, smart, funny, cozy, cute, SO CUTE. She loves when you talk about her and when you show her off. Shes got a nice peach and curves like a snake road. Brown eyes that are breathtaking and cheeks that are pillows to smoosh. You really gotta be funny to make her laugh, so getting that laugh out is big. A strong but childish sense of humor, that will make you cringe sometimes, but in the end you realize its lanie and that's her. Her work ethic is insane, to have her as an employee underneath you is nothing short of a blessing. Appreciate her and tell her how much she means to you, cause she needs that type of stuff to live. Hugs are her favorite, she could use a couple a day. She gives, that's another thing, she loves to give and nothing makes her happier than her seeing a smile on your face after reciveing a gift from her. Her presence is a ray of sunshine, and you will lose your thoughts whenever you see that face. Lanies a mind boggler.
Guy: hey where's Lanie been?
Girl: oh shes outta town why?
Guy: oh never mind
Girl: ohhhhh you like her?
Guy: noooooo, I was just wondering
Lanie by Yeahumhi October 19, 2018
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