Liantics

The ability to simultaneously ignore, lose focus, and complain when instructed to perform a task; inconsistent and strange behavior that defies logic and reason; see Lian

When asking a child to sit down and do their homework the child will engage in Liantics. This involves simulaneously ignoring the parent while completing a cirque de solie act on the chair or on the viscinity of the chair.

When asking a child to get in the shower a lego tower is constructed instead of a shower.

by Lianimal March 8, 2013

Lantics

Lad Antics.
The sort of stuff a Lad would naturally get up to.

A: There were too many Lantics last night.

by Kenneth the pussy slayer February 21, 2012