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An absolute catch in the world! She deserves the universe and has an amazing butt. While also having an amazing personality and laugh, people who have a Kynsi as a best friend, or even friend are lucky to have her.
Brian: "Dude, that Kynsi chick is awesome!"

Randy: "I know right! Whoever gets with her would be lucky!"
kynsi by Sodhxoabx January 24, 2018
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Kensie Jessie 

annoying and rude and thinks she is so pretty but is the biggest slut
kensie jessie: do my jeans look good

Ethan: ya
Kensie Jessie by Boiyourbetter123 January 19, 2017
Related Words
Kynsie kynsi Kensington kynzie Kensie Kensi kynaisha kynlie kysiah Kansi

kinsider 

When you think that you might start kinning a character
Person 1: Wow, I'm really relating to this character a lot.
Person 2: I think you might want to kinsider them.
kinsider by lvntn May 13, 2020

kinsian theorum 

Babykins + Babykins = Babyki

Babykins - Babykins = sadness
A scientific theorum proven by Babyki.

e.g Kinsian theorum proves that babykin + babykins equals happiness.
kinsian theorum by Babykins1 May 3, 2009

Kensinger 

To brutally beat the life out of an individual until they get a massive concussion and get sent to the hospital after they cheap shot you in a fight.
I once got really mad at this kid and ended up Kensingering him.
Kensinger by Joe Smellerton October 15, 2011

kensington curbstomp 

A violent practice originating from the gangs in Kensington. The procedure is carried out by forcing the victim to open their mouth and "bite the curb". The victim is then kicked repeatedly in the back of the head until the lower jaw separates from the skull. This practice usually results in deadly blood loss.
"I heard Phil got the Kensington curbstomp when he fucked with some kids on his way home. They said his teeth were embedded in the sidewalk"
kensington curbstomp by klas August 30, 2006
Kensi is a very gorgeous girl, has a wonderful personality, and everyone wants to be around her. She is very trustworthy and loyal. She is unbelievably pretty. Because she is so beautiful, many guys love her. Kensi is funny and can make anyone laugh. With her personality and body, Kensi is absolutely

perfect.
Mom: Lauren, why can't you be more like Kensi?

Jack: Kensi is so pretty!
Thomas: I know! She is perfect!
Kensi by xdr.999 April 22, 2013
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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