kwonky

someone who's kind of crazy in the head. Acts like he's the mental one in the group.

I'm not a brussel sprout, I'm kwonky.

by inGENIEo March 12, 2018

Konky dong

A title given to one person out of a group of male friends that has the largest penis size or body count.

Brad will be crowned konky dong today at my house.

by EkulTheAntelope February 22, 2020

konky dong

One with and exceptionally large penis.

Jan: How are we going to have sex with that?
Tom: What's wrong?
Jan: You have a konky dong, don't bring it near me !

by Camel'sTowing May 11, 2016

Konky

When a kink becomes too much, it becomes a konk

Sam was being super konky when he kept sending Angel to pm's.

by ayaayaaya June 11, 2019

Kwonk

A large turtle.

Q: What did you have for dinner?

A: Kwonk with teriyaki sauce.

by Teh Deputy November 25, 2003

Koonky

Another word for drunk. The drunker you are, the Koonkier. Simply put, Koonky times are fun times. Toonky means you are TOO Koonky. This term was derived from the Koonky Cougars. A phenomenal group of 10 girls who da baddest bitches in town.

"Oh my god I am so Koonky right now"
"Bitch please don't get Toonky, I'm not cleaning up your vom"

by CornNibbieBitch February 25, 2020

kwinky kwonk

Hella thick and fine

Damn Emelda looking kwinky kwonky

by Diabolicalteam101 December 8, 2016