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someone who's kind of crazy in the head. Acts like he's the mental one in the group.

I'm not a brussel sprout, I'm kwonky.

kwonky by inGENIEo March 12, 2018

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Konky dong

A title given to one person out of a group of male friends that has the largest penis size or body count.

Brad will be crowned konky dong today at my house.

Konky dong by EkulTheAntelope February 22, 2020

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konky dong

One with and exceptionally large penis.

Jan: How are we going to have sex with that?
Tom: What's wrong?
Jan: You have a konky dong, don't bring it near me !

konky dong by Camel'sTowing May 11, 2016

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Konky

When a kink becomes too much, it becomes a konk

Sam was being super konky when he kept sending Angel to pm's.

Konky by ayaayaaya June 11, 2019

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Kwonk

A large turtle.

Q: What did you have for dinner?

A: Kwonk with teriyaki sauce.

Kwonk by Teh Deputy November 25, 2003

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Koonky

Another word for drunk. The drunker you are, the Koonkier. Simply put, Koonky times are fun times. Toonky means you are TOO Koonky. This term was derived from the Koonky Cougars. A phenomenal group of 10 girls who da baddest bitches in town.

"Oh my god I am so Koonky right now"
"Bitch please don't get Toonky, I'm not cleaning up your vom"

Koonky by CornNibbieBitch February 25, 2020

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kwinky kwonk

Hella thick and fine

Damn Emelda looking kwinky kwonky

kwinky kwonk by Diabolicalteam101 December 8, 2016

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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