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someone who's kind of crazy in the head. Acts like he's the mental one in the group.
I'm not a brussel sprout, I'm kwonky.
kwonky by inGENIEo March 12, 2018
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Konky dong 

A title given to one person out of a group of male friends that has the largest penis size or body count.
Brad will be crowned konky dong today at my house.
Konky dong by EkulTheAntelope February 22, 2020
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konky dong 

One with and exceptionally large penis.
Jan: How are we going to have sex with that?
Tom: What's wrong?
Jan: You have a konky dong, don't bring it near me !
konky dong by Camel'sTowing May 11, 2016
When a kink becomes too much, it becomes a konk
Sam was being super konky when he kept sending Angel to pm's.
Konky by ayaayaaya June 11, 2019
Q: What did you have for dinner?

A: Kwonk with teriyaki sauce.
Kwonk by Teh Deputy November 25, 2003
Another word for drunk. The drunker you are, the Koonkier. Simply put, Koonky times are fun times. Toonky means you are TOO Koonky. This term was derived from the Koonky Cougars. A phenomenal group of 10 girls who da baddest bitches in town.
"Oh my god I am so Koonky right now"
"Bitch please don't get Toonky, I'm not cleaning up your vom"
Koonky by CornNibbieBitch February 25, 2020

kwinky kwonk 

Damn Emelda looking kwinky kwonky
kwinky kwonk by Diabolicalteam101 December 8, 2016
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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