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Q: What did you have for dinner?

A: Kwonk with teriyaki sauce.
Kwonk by Teh Deputy November 25, 2003
Words you can keep
The sensei of BJ’s but has the disability of a Thai monk
Oi kwonk wank out
Kwonk your proper wanking me off now
Kwonk by BrealeyDon August 10, 2019
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Marijuana, herb, ganja, pot, reefer, buds.
I issued so much kwonk the other night.
Kwonk by fake d-man September 15, 2004
An annoying neighbor in the Rust video game
A kwonk created a base near me
Kwonk by EvilGramps September 22, 2020

kwinky kwonk 

Damn Emelda looking kwinky kwonky
kwinky kwonk by Diabolicalteam101 December 8, 2016

Kwon Yuri 

The baddest, hottest girl in Girls' Generation known as SNSD, SoNyuShiDae, GG, has the most gorgeous abs, tan bod, and second main dancer after Hyoyeon. Nicknamed Kkab-Yul (playful Yul), Black Pearl, Kwon Seobang, Kwon Yul,

-Jessica's seobang.

-Yoona's twin.

-Yoona's appa.

-Taller than Yoona shorter than Sooyoung.

-The prankster in the group with Yoona.
Kwon Yuri Jang!
kid leader ice princess ageyo queen fany fany tiffany dancing queen black pearl shikshin shikshin #2 maknae
Kwon Yuri by iloveGG08052007 February 9, 2014
The best character in The Emperors New Groove. Talks to squirrels, and does his own theme music and always pulls the wrong lever.
Yzma: Kronk, are you talking to that squirrel?!

Yzma: Pull the lever Kronk.
*pulls a lever*
Yzma: WRONG LEVER!!!!!
Kronk by AttackOnTitan1999 March 25, 2016
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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