Kwonk

A large turtle.

Q: What did you have for dinner?

A: Kwonk with teriyaki sauce.

by Teh Deputy November 25, 2003

Kwonk

The sensei of BJ’s but has the disability of a Thai monk

Oi kwonk wank out
Kwonk your proper wanking me off now

by BrealeyDon August 10, 2019

Kwonk

Marijuana, herb, ganja, pot, reefer, buds.

I issued so much kwonk the other night.

by fake d-man September 15, 2004

kwinky kwonk

Hella thick and fine

Damn Emelda looking kwinky kwonky

by Diabolicalteam101 December 8, 2016

Kwonk

An annoying neighbor in the Rust video game

A kwonk created a base near me

by EvilGramps September 22, 2020