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The memed version of a polish word kutas which means dick
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Perfekcyjny kutaz
kutaz by Miszpan March 27, 2018
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Kuta Punch 

The trademarked punch that drives all the girlies crazy.
Gimme some of that Kuta Punch or I am going to die
Kuta Punch by txst mu sig February 18, 2013
Related Words
kutaz • Kuta • kutay • kutz • kutabare • kutzooi • Kutaisi • kutaki • Kutzy • Katazina
A dutch word. Literal translation: vagina bag.
Used to describe someone who does everything in his power to annoy/piss off his friends. Common kutzak activities are: wet wilies, bangcocks, nipple cripples and spitting in your beer.

A true kutzak enjoys nothing more than humiliating you in front of other people/girls you are trying to impress.
Mitch: Yesterday I hit Kevin in the balls, just for fun. He was almost crying.

Frank: Dude, you're such a kutzak
kutzak by daywalker85 April 3, 2009
kutay is such a loving and caring person. he’s always putting a smile on someone’s face and is never mean to anyone. just don’t get on his bad side because he can then be the biggest bitch! but everyone loves kutay and always has fun with him. every girl likes him and just wants a piece of him. guys can get jealous of how many girls he gets but they are still mates with him. kutay gets any girl he wants but if he really likes her then she must be a special one. you wouldn’t want to lose a kutay. even though he can be a whore he still is respectful... sometimes. kutay has a killer body and every girl just wants a taste, trust me.
girl number 1: “omg i want a piece of him”
girl number 2: “he’s sooo hot, he must be a kutay”
Dutch for "fucking mess".

Literally, the Dutch word "kutzooi" would translate as "cuntmess", because kut = cunt, and "zooi" is a vulgar slang word for "mess".

The expression can be used both to literally describe un untidy state of things in a place, or, somewhat more metaphorically, to describe a chaotic, complex, or difficult situation.
Wat een kutzooi! = What a fucking mess!
Wat een kutzooi hier, ruim je kamer eens op! = What a fucking mess, tidy your room!
Ik ben mijn baan kwijt, mijn vrouw heeft een minnaar, ik word kaal, wat een kutzooi! = I've lost my job, my wife's got a lover, I'm getting bold, what a fucking mess!
kutzooi by Gleufje March 21, 2017

kutabare 

Japanese word meaning
fuck you!, shove it!, go to hell!, or... drop dead!
some idiot comes up to u and says "U MADA FUGGA!!!!!!"
you say "KUTABARE!!!!!!!!!!!!" and walk off safe in the knowledge that they will never find out what you said to them and it will haunt them for the rest of their life
kutabare by montecat April 28, 2008

kutztown 

A small town located in the rolling hills of Pa, where time is spent rotating between going to Shorty's and trying to bang the Amish girls, if you can catch them on their ten speeds.
Where did you meet that plain ass bitch?

I knocked her off her ten speed in Kutztown!
kutztown by jay19530 May 15, 2005
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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