A dutch word. Literal translation: vagina bag.
Used to describe someone who does everything in his power to annoy/piss off his friends. Common kutzak activities are: wet wilies, bangcocks, nipple cripples and spitting in your beer.
A true kutzak enjoys nothing more than humiliating you in front of other people/girls you are trying to impress.
Mitch: Yesterday I hit Kevin in the balls, just for fun. He was almost crying.
kutay is such a loving and caring person. he’s always putting a smile on someone’s face and is never mean to anyone. just don’t get on his bad side because he can then be the biggest bitch! but everyone loves kutay and always has fun with him. every girl likes him and just wants a piece of him. guys can get jealous of how many girls he gets but they are still mates with him. kutay gets any girl he wants but if he really likes her then she must be a special one. you wouldn’t want to lose a kutay. even though he can be a whore he still is respectful... sometimes. kutay has a killer body and every girl just wants a taste, trust me.
girl number 1: “omg i want a piece of him”
girl number 2: “he’s sooo hot, he must be a kutay”
Literally, the Dutch word "kutzooi" would translate as "cuntmess", because kut = cunt, and "zooi" is a vulgar slang word for "mess".
The expression can be used both to literally describe un untidy state of things in a place, or, somewhat more metaphorically, to describe a chaotic, complex, or difficult situation.
Wat een kutzooi! = What a fucking mess!
Wat een kutzooi hier, ruim je kamer eens op! = What a fucking mess, tidy your room!
Ik ben mijn baan kwijt, mijn vrouw heeft een minnaar, ik word kaal, wat een kutzooi! = I've lost my job, my wife's got a lover, I'm getting bold, what a fucking mess!
some idiot comes up to u and says "U MADA FUGGA!!!!!!"
you say "KUTABARE!!!!!!!!!!!!" and walk off safe in the knowledge that they will never find out what you said to them and it will haunt them for the rest of their life
A small town located in the rolling hills of Pa, where time is spent rotating between going to Shorty's and trying to bang the Amish girls, if you can catch them on their ten speeds.