kutztown 

A small town located in the rolling hills of Pa, where time is spent rotating between going to Shorty's and trying to bang the Amish girls, if you can catch them on their ten speeds.

Where did you meet that plain ass bitch?

I knocked her off her ten speed in Kutztown!

kutztown by jay19530 May 15, 2005

Kutztown University 

in the middle of nowhere. there are some ugly's there. parties are alright if you know the people, otherwise you will be in your dorm and do nothing. alot of ppl leave on weekends. have fun paying for everything you do. tons of students know each other from high school, and there are still cliques.

you go to kutztown university? where is that? you got play? Damm, where everyone go? Know the right people before you go there! Drink beer and always remember to smoke weed.

Kutztown University by OHH KILLEM' November 28, 2013

Kutztown High School 

where almost everyone is fake, all the freshman are annoying out the ass, the football team absolutely sucks, and most of the students think they are special and entitled

“Dude these freshman at my school are soooo annoying.”
“Ohh, you must go to Kutztown High School?”

Kutztown High School by its-called-pyramid September 20, 2019

Kutztown Middle School 

A plain ass place where the drama will never stop, and damn it the teachers give to much homework

Wow who gave you all that homework, oh just Kutztown middle school

Kutztown Middle School by Liz_Smith September 12, 2019