That one dude who gets offended easily and happens to offend everyone else in the process of being offended
Kutzy is so annoying
by sternypickle December 22, 2017
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by Parker Posie March 9, 2021
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Used to describe someone who does everything in his power to annoy/piss off his friends. Common kutzak activities are: wet wilies, bangcocks, nipple cripples and spitting in your beer.
A true kutzak enjoys nothing more than humiliating you in front of other people/girls you are trying to impress.
Used to describe someone who does everything in his power to annoy/piss off his friends. Common kutzak activities are: wet wilies, bangcocks, nipple cripples and spitting in your beer.
A true kutzak enjoys nothing more than humiliating you in front of other people/girls you are trying to impress.
Mitch: Yesterday I hit Kevin in the balls, just for fun. He was almost crying.
Frank: Dude, you're such a kutzak
Frank: Dude, you're such a kutzak
by daywalker85 April 3, 2009
Get the kutzak mug.kutay is such a loving and caring person. he’s always putting a smile on someone’s face and is never mean to anyone. just don’t get on his bad side because he can then be the biggest bitch! but everyone loves kutay and always has fun with him. every girl likes him and just wants a piece of him. guys can get jealous of how many girls he gets but they are still mates with him. kutay gets any girl he wants but if he really likes her then she must be a special one. you wouldn’t want to lose a kutay. even though he can be a whore he still is respectful... sometimes. kutay has a killer body and every girl just wants a taste, trust me.
by uwouldneverbelievewhothisis May 1, 2020
Get the kutay mug.History: The Kulzy came about in the year 1975 and has been adopted as an adjective widely used in New Jersey. Usually only used to describe men, it can refer to certain women.
The master of the universe. A man who has given up his life for the sake of discovering bias. Apparently a Kulzy is so able to do this that he can even find bias in statistical analysis generated by computers. A Kulzy can be any person that spends most of his life in a library, either being a librarian or reading. Kulzy's have been known to wander the streets of New Jersey in search of DBQs and FRQs. It is also possible for the scent of Kulzy's lair to overpower people into submission. Kulzy's have been known to accidentally offend people without even realizing it.
Common Attributes of a Kulzy:
*Historian
*Old
*Has a lair
*Cultural Phenomenon
*Grumpy
*Hates Witches
The master of the universe. A man who has given up his life for the sake of discovering bias. Apparently a Kulzy is so able to do this that he can even find bias in statistical analysis generated by computers. A Kulzy can be any person that spends most of his life in a library, either being a librarian or reading. Kulzy's have been known to wander the streets of New Jersey in search of DBQs and FRQs. It is also possible for the scent of Kulzy's lair to overpower people into submission. Kulzy's have been known to accidentally offend people without even realizing it.
Common Attributes of a Kulzy:
*Historian
*Old
*Has a lair
*Cultural Phenomenon
*Grumpy
*Hates Witches
Rich: "I'm confused what do we have to do man?"
Christian: "Uh oh, seems like you have been confuzzled by a Kulzy today...basically"
Esau: "Kulzy is the master of the universe."
B: "I just saw a Kulzy wandering the library!"
Rich: "I'm still confused."
Christian: "Uh oh, seems like you have been confuzzled by a Kulzy today...basically"
Esau: "Kulzy is the master of the universe."
B: "I just saw a Kulzy wandering the library!"
Rich: "I'm still confused."
by DBQ King March 17, 2009
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STEMlord:ITNI CHATAK RAHI HAI NA MERI, ITNA KUTIYA PAPER, Matlab 20% physical, 35% Organic, And chutiyo sari, Itni inorganic.
pasi: ok
pasi: ok
by fivejix March 8, 2021
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Literally, the Dutch word "kutzooi" would translate as "cuntmess", because kut = cunt, and "zooi" is a vulgar slang word for "mess".
The expression can be used both to literally describe un untidy state of things in a place, or, somewhat more metaphorically, to describe a chaotic, complex, or difficult situation.
Literally, the Dutch word "kutzooi" would translate as "cuntmess", because kut = cunt, and "zooi" is a vulgar slang word for "mess".
The expression can be used both to literally describe un untidy state of things in a place, or, somewhat more metaphorically, to describe a chaotic, complex, or difficult situation.
Wat een kutzooi! = What a fucking mess!
Wat een kutzooi hier, ruim je kamer eens op! = What a fucking mess, tidy your room!
Ik ben mijn baan kwijt, mijn vrouw heeft een minnaar, ik word kaal, wat een kutzooi! = I've lost my job, my wife's got a lover, I'm getting bold, what a fucking mess!
Wat een kutzooi hier, ruim je kamer eens op! = What a fucking mess, tidy your room!
Ik ben mijn baan kwijt, mijn vrouw heeft een minnaar, ik word kaal, wat een kutzooi! = I've lost my job, my wife's got a lover, I'm getting bold, what a fucking mess!
by Gleufje March 21, 2017
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