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Kurtasaurus 

Dude: "Man, i'm feeling Kurtasaurus today!"
Chick: "No you're not... Fuck off..."
Kurtasaurus by Ultra Jesus July 7, 2010

Kurtbastian 

The ship name for Kurt Hummel and Sebastian Smythe on glee. A relationship that shows that hate doesn't last forever and that sometimes your worst enemy can become your everything.
*Sees two people bickering despite obvious sexual tension present*

"Oh! They're like Kurtbastian!"
Kurtbastian by Ellodoctor August 12, 2012
Is the superintendent religion in comparison to the savage chrollothics people seem to praise. We are far more superior now pray to our heavenly father,

🛐 akaku moesakaru 🛐
Ayo, what's that blonde emo chick my daughter keeps praying to?
Ah that's Kurapika we should consider converting to Kurtisim 🛐🙏😼
Kurtisim by 1Clary November 2, 2020

KursiAsfar 

KursiAsfar is a popular Username known across the entire globe. it is unkown who KursiAsfar really is, but when you see them, you immidietly know its them. the name is apparently a mix of two arabic words, Kursi meaning chair and Asfar meaning the color yellow. i hope one day i get to meet the legend that is, KursiAsfar.
Me: I JUST SAW KURSIASFAR IN MY LOBBY
My friend: NO FUCKING WAY
KursiAsfar by Jackfrost776 November 22, 2021

kurtisgaming

The best motherfucking YouTube channel you will ever see
Have you heard of kurtisgaming?
kurtisgaming by Kurti wurti June 9, 2023
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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