by Knsjose February 17, 2023
Get the kurplup mug.When a high velocity turd strikes toilet water during the act of a blumpkin, causing shit water to splash onto the blumpkin giver's face.
Dude, Cindy was giving me a gnarly blumpkin last night and i popped a beast turd and gave her a nice kurplumpkin.
by M. Mowski August 26, 2008
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the act of vomiting on ones bare ass and then having them fart in your mouth, usually causing you to vomit again thus repeating the process until you can stomach vomit-farts to the mouth.
by grody666 January 12, 2012
Get the kurplunkle mug.When someone takes a shit in the toilet, and without flushing, pick your partner up by the legs and drop her in headfirst . Just before she drowns in your shit, flush the toilet and clean her off with toilet paper.
Girl's friend: "Is that corn in your nose?"
Girl: "Yeah my boyfriend gave me a Michigan Kurplunk while we were in Detroit."
Girl: "Yeah my boyfriend gave me a Michigan Kurplunk while we were in Detroit."
by Filthy Beast February 21, 2008
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Get the kurplop mug.When a group of amigos are trying to think of a drinking game to play, but then the guy with no top lip goes “let’s play a crisp tasting game”, and everyone snarls, until big nose pops up and say “let’s go bowling”, but speech impediment top lip face gets angry and says “we’ve done bowling loads, am I wight?”. Then that guy with the massive head that looks like a water jug balanced on top of a large stick insect says “sheriosully ladsh, letsh all shit down and relaxsh”, but then bit big teeth chimp man stands up, pulls his trousers down and says “ I know, let’s play kurplunk!”.
by Amigo central February 7, 2018
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