kurplup 

A very dangerous gang, rivals with crips,bloods, OY,OG, 41, DOA,

yo that kurplup Anthony

kurplup by Knsjose February 17, 2023

Kurplumpkin

When a high velocity turd strikes toilet water during the act of a blumpkin, causing shit water to splash onto the blumpkin giver's face.

Dude, Cindy was giving me a gnarly blumpkin last night and i popped a beast turd and gave her a nice kurplumpkin.

Kurplumpkin by M. Mowski August 26, 2008

kurplunkle 

the act of vomiting on ones bare ass and then having them fart in your mouth, usually causing you to vomit again thus repeating the process until you can stomach vomit-farts to the mouth.

Man, im never going to that dominatrix again, all we did was kurplunkle till i stopped puking.

kurplunkle by grody666 January 12, 2012

Michigan Kurplunk 

When someone takes a shit in the toilet, and without flushing, pick your partner up by the legs and drop her in headfirst . Just before she drowns in your shit, flush the toilet and clean her off with toilet paper.

Girl's friend: "Is that corn in your nose?"
Girl: "Yeah my boyfriend gave me a Michigan Kurplunk while we were in Detroit."

Michigan Kurplunk by Filthy Beast February 21, 2008

kurplop 

a noise that you make when you take a dump and your poop hits the water

when your sittin on the toilet and it makes that nois "kurplop"

kurplop by harley duerr November 2, 2005

Kurplunk 

When a group of amigos are trying to think of a drinking game to play, but then the guy with no top lip goes “let’s play a crisp tasting game”, and everyone snarls, until big nose pops up and say “let’s go bowling”, but speech impediment top lip face gets angry and says “we’ve done bowling loads, am I wight?”. Then that guy with the massive head that looks like a water jug balanced on top of a large stick insect says “sheriosully ladsh, letsh all shit down and relaxsh”, but then bit big teeth chimp man stands up, pulls his trousers down and says “ I know, let’s play kurplunk!”.

I can’t wait to kurplunk you later

Kurplunk by Amigo central February 7, 2018

kurpluncked

absolutly totally stoned!

That guy was so kurpluncked last week after the party!

kurpluncked by toddO13579 April 29, 2008