kurplunkle

the act of vomiting on ones bare ass and then having them fart in your mouth, usually causing you to vomit again thus repeating the process until you can stomach vomit-farts to the mouth.

Man, im never going to that dominatrix again, all we did was kurplunkle till i stopped puking.

by grody666 January 12, 2012

Kerpunkleup

A Bahamian term describing a person who is severely intoxicated.

Man, that gal is kerpunkleup after all those drinks.

by Nicole Maltarp May 11, 2009

kurflunked

To be confused

I was kurflunked by the math problem

by k;huaersgggsdthstb November 7, 2017

Oscar Kerplunkladdy

The name that you give ur pet hampster that you love so much but sadly killed by leaving it in the hampster ball forgetting to let him out and therefore starving him to death.so sad

I just killed Oscar Kerplunkladdy! Fuck!

by Just another betsch from 302 February 27, 2019

Kerplunked

The the state of drunkness after a sudden transition between sober/tipsy straight to completely smashed.

I was fine after the first seven beers, but that eighth left me completely kerplunked!

by CrossandSwitch July 20, 2009

Kurchunkle

Poop..that is small and nugget sized.

I went to take a big dump and all I could get out were kurchunkles..damn

by A friend of a friend. September 14, 2003

kerflunkled

A verb meaning "to throttle" or "batter" not to be confused with kerbopped.

Mom "Why does Timmy have a bruise?"
You "I kerflunkled him."

by SkyDrone March 9, 2023