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kurott • krottle • Karotte • krott • krotty • Kurootsukki • kurotas • Kurotard • kuroto dan • kurotsukki
kurtty
the best damn pairing ever heard of in x-men. Nightcrawler (Kurt Wagner) and Shadowcat (Kitty Pryde) romance. So much better than kurmanda. so far, pretty much only heard of in fanfiction, apart from one comic and a couple of evolution episodes.
kurtty by This random person October 30, 2006
krotty
The slurring of the word karate, often used as an insult.
Also used by many practitioners of full-contact karate schools to denote those who claim to be karate, yet train ineffectually while claimed d34dly-techniques.
Ironically it is people who do krotty who often are the loudest defenders of their schools and krotty systems, karate practitioners let the KO's speak for them.
Also used by many practitioners of full-contact karate schools to denote those who claim to be karate, yet train ineffectually while claimed d34dly-techniques.
Ironically it is people who do krotty who often are the loudest defenders of their schools and krotty systems, karate practitioners let the KO's speak for them.
Bill: Dude! I got a black belt in KARATE
Bob: No.... you have a black belt in krotty, lemme show you karate.
(Bob proceeds to kick Bill's ass)
Bob: No.... you have a black belt in krotty, lemme show you karate.
(Bob proceeds to kick Bill's ass)
krotty by World War Cheese November 4, 2006
krottle
To lure a person in by speaking in a low monotone voice progressively getting quieter and quieter until nothing but faint whisps and grumbles can be heard. Usually makes the person on the receiving end lose interest or have no idea what the person is still speaking of. Usually when krottling the conversation has no relevance anyway.
kuroto dan
A video game developer who has transcended pass life and became god. He prefers to go by Shin Kuroto Dan or Kuroto Dan Desu. Also takes on the form of Kamen Rider Genm and discovered the Bugster virus and created the Gashats. Will terminate any Gashat that was not approved by him. Son to Masamune and Sakurako Dan. Murderer of Kiriya Kujo and killed by the Bugster known as Parad but brought back to life by becoming a Bugster himself with 99 lives.
Kuroto Dan the man who became god has perished by a Bugster
Emu: Hey Kuroto-san
Kuroto: it’s Shin Dan Kuroto
Emu: Okay Shin Kuroto-san
Emu: Hey Kuroto-san
Kuroto: it’s Shin Dan Kuroto
Emu: Okay Shin Kuroto-san
kuroto dan by Razorgiraffe November 7, 2020
Jan Kurotaki
Jan Kurotaki is the most BEAUTIFUL Japanese woman on the face of the earth, she is awesome in every way. She also cosplays as Sakura from Naruto in a very pretty yet stylish way.
Jan Kurotaki by Missy November 3, 2004
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