kurgle

a mechanical device used for punching holes in paper

Pass me the kurgle, I need to put this worksheet in my binder.

by DTor214 August 9, 2009

olga kurylenko

The super hot actress from the movie hitman, also will be the new bond girl!!

Damn Olga Kurylenko was hot in that movie, #47 must have been gay not to hit that

by tunazz June 16, 2008

Kurge

The name of the king of the dungeon siege. He has lived for nearly three thousand years and all traces of his past have been completely forgotten except for his own memory. He is the undisputed lord of the earth and sky and rules with an iron fist. His infinite empire is unstoppable and all attempts to topple it have met a bitter and bloody end. A minor god in his own right, he is a master of arcane lore and black magics. His prowess in battle is unmatched through his genius mind for tactics and strategy and his ability to wield any weapon masterfully. He rules us from his black tower in his capital city and his reign will have no end. He is all powerful and cannot be hurt or killed in any way possible.

1. Blessings of Kurge be upon you my friend.

2. By the power of Kurge...

3. We must decipher the runes, quickly.

by Flug January 11, 2009

kurgee

When you experience true horror and cannot express words.

Alexander: I love this horror game!
*monster pops up*
Alexander: KURGEE

by Bobbie Newtron January 10, 2021

Kugle

The insertion of a person's fingers into another person's anus in an attempt to cause discomfort. The subject of the kugle is most often talking with an adult and must remain straight faced while being kugled. There are four basic kugling techniques.

The one finger hook: One finger is inserted and then pulled back to cause discomfort.

The pistol: Two fingers are inserted and jammed deep inside the rectum.

Poseidon's trident: Three fingers inserted and possibly the most effective.

Satan's Pitchfork: Four fingers inserted.

Kuglers are also encouraged to experiment with other finger positions and methods of insertion.

"Tom kugled me so hard when I was talking to Mr. Webb, I almost broke out laughing."

"My anus still hurts form that kugle you gave me yesterday."

by Darnell C. May 18, 2012

kurple

the small pieces of paper that are left behind when tearing sheets from a spiral bound notebook.

She left a mess of kurple on the floor by tearing sheets of paper from her spiral bound notebook.

by drusiph November 2, 2012

Kurger

a girl that loves the sesh and a big ol' naggin

"Sham bais is that kurger?"
"yeah bro she loves the sesh and smokes the biggest of jimmies"

by Murgum May 23, 2020