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A devious and mispronounced variant of the Dutch word "kunnen" (being capable to), often occurring when typing in a hurry or when dealing with someone with a grammar disorder.

John: uses kunnem.
Me: Mind scatters, thoughts crumble, reason is rejected.
Also me: "Its spelled kunnen, not kunnem."
John: 😡

kunnem by mjkipman August 5, 2023

Words you can keep

KUNEM LAVET

(Armenian) To fuck your family. Or to fuck your family line.

Aper KUNEM KEZ!

Aper KUNEM LAVET!

KUNEM LAVET by JamMan March 16, 2013

Related Words

kunnem • kunneman • Juicy Kunneman • kinnemann • konnemi • konnemon • Kuhnemeister • KUNEM LAVET • Kunned • Kunneling

zoraan kunnel

Sexy, cool guy who is super funny and fun to hang out with and the best at everything. He is the sexiest man alive and you will be lucky to date him.

I wish I was like zoraan kunnel

zoraan kunnel by zozk May 27, 2019

Mamat kunem

in armenia's language means "I fucked your mom"

ey ara mamat kunem!

Mamat kunem by putinkhuy November 20, 2018

Juicy Kunneman

When a gay, male orgy is happening, one man's rectum is filled with an entire container of lubricant. This man is designated the "Hank." The "Juicy Kunneman" itself consists of every other man at the orgy using the aforementioned "Hank's" rectum to dip their penises in before they have sex with one another. It is named for author and televangelist Hank Kunneman who has become an ironic gay icon.

So, who's Hanking for the Juicy Kunneman at Tristan's party?

Juicy Kunneman by HankYouVeryMuch December 27, 2022

Kunned

When you are absolutely fucked.

Bro my girlfriend got sent a video of me cheating at a party in 4K i’m Kunned.

Kunned by Thekunner401 August 2, 2023

Moret Kunem

In Armenian Moret means, your mom. Kunem is fuck, but the dirty fuck.

Aper! Moret Kunem, Sigtir steghits.

Moret Kunem by ARM16543 December 5, 2022

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026