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A Kuncho is always there for you. He is super funny, and always knows what's up. He also may be on the bigger side, but the only size that matters to a Kuncho, is the size of your heart! He is also very loyal to his friends. You never want to lose a Kuncho, because if you find one you are set up for life!
Kuncho is always there when I need him. He is the guy who knows what to say in every situation. He is really sexy and has positive and sexual vibe.
Kuncho works hard to achieve his goals.
kuncho by Merina123 November 22, 2021
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Wesley the kancho demon

a red faced demon who fades into the darkness after putting four fingers in your anus then taking a whiff,he then runs spread legged into the darkness laughing maniacly
sleep tight keep em tight and dont let wesley the kancho demon get a bite
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a fun japanese physical game, using two hands flat together, pointing them at a vulnerable others bumhole before shoving them up into their ringer.
Holy crap! Rowley just did the best kanchow on me! I think I may have a to get my bowel reconstructed.
Kanchow by bojays March 18, 2018
To put your hands together in the form of a gun, then you sneek up behind some victim and ram your fingers up their butt.
(Do not do this if the person isn't wearing pants)
Malia: -KONCHO!!!-
Shion: NOW I HAVE TO POOP!!
Aleina -Zoidburg noise-
Shannon: I wanna be included in the definition!!!
Malia: Fine! >_>
in the words of eclypse@jsp he is one crazy ass mother fucker and he will cut your balls off
Kunho by mestdabesteva August 22, 2011
1) a game played by Japanese school children under the age of 12 where they poke their finger(s) in an unsuspecting ass.

2) repeated pings or probes by hackers on the Internet seeking unauthorized access to a computer.
1) "I just saw an American exchange school teacher jump 3 feet in the air when some Japanese school boy kancho'd him."

2) "I installed a firewall on the Internet connection. I'm tired of having every hacker kancho'ing me."
kancho by Dibabear September 3, 2005
When someone with big balls does something bad ass
Kottski was kunchin
kunchin by Konkis October 9, 2023
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