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A lazy, useless, mo-fo mollestor
That kulek be spankin' lil' boys over in his recliner again...
kulek by ~Kulek March 17, 2004
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Kuler, a gigantic brown and purple ape. It stands at 6'9'' tall, and weighs 550 lbs. There is only one living member of this species known to exist. It is theorized to exist somewhere in the Florida keys. Normally a docile creature, but is easy to anger. When provoked the Kuler slips into a tantric frenzy, attempting to penetrate any moist spot with it's pulsing green johnson.
Oh, for the love of Christ, look at the size of that Kuler's johnson.

Dear Vishnu, save me from this raging Kuler.

Mom, can I keep this Kuler?
kuler by Justin O. C. September 26, 2006
Polish for "maker of soup"
See him, he's a kulesza.
kulesza by Human110500 December 26, 2017
When a guy with a spear is screaming "kuleka" at you from behind some bushes, you should probably dip.
kuleka by fuckthepolice October 18, 2008

Kuleszka 

As above. Named after the Tennis player Claudia Kuleszka. (What some people would like to do to her)
Kuleszka by Badboyee October 14, 2003
A tall gorgeous girl that is attractive to most men. She is ususally taller than all her friends.She brings entertainment to others and is a crazy young woman.Kulea is vey intelligent, but just average.She is a hawaiian hula dancer and loves to play volleyball.shes a gentle friend but somewhat very strong and defensive. She loves the color pink and you will find all of her things with pink on it. Has friends with similar names as Cheyenne, Josie and Draedon. She has a huge family thar cares and she has a huge heart. Even as a child she has a very rich family and she is very spoiled. She hardly gets teased but she is very emotional.has a good heart and can keep your secrets and helps you out when you need it.She brings a funny sense of humor and can make everyone laugh with her humorous words.Lastly she is very talented,smart,strong and sings beautifully.

Kulea is the most gorgeous talented smart person you know that is very friendly and has a big heart.
Kulea is a tall gorgeous girl that is a loving friend and has a big heart
Kulea by Simply808 April 12, 2013