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A lazy, useless, mo-fo mollestor
That kulek be spankin' lil' boys over in his recliner again...
kulek by ~Kulek March 17, 2004
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Kalekidan 

A beautiful sexy girl who has a great sense of humour. You’d be lucky to have her as a friend or more she’d be able to light ur face up brighter than the sun. If she hears someone has said something about her she wouldn’t give a crap.She has the most beautiful smile and amazing eyes. Make sure to keep a kalekidan im your life because you’ll need her.
Kalekidan will light up my day whenever I’m down
Kalekidan by Riley mcings March 14, 2019
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A Koleka is generally an Eastern European driver who can also drive for western European companies, He will wear a sleeveless vest, track suit bottoms, socks and shower sandals(Addis preferred) and a hi vis jacket, and speak broken English, or universal phrases such as commerade, katistrof, big problem, Koleka.
No worry koleka's, no damage to the product.
Yes, my mistake i didn't load myself my coworkers did but should have checked somewhere along the way.
Koleka by Pederen April 20, 2020

Koleka problem

Long-distance lorry drivers from Eastern Europe, Belarus and Ukraine. Very limited English skills, as well as questionable driving skills at that, since most of them buy their license for a 1000 USD. Wears plastic crocs, shorts and tank-top that have never seen a washing machine. Usually drunk, so they crash into things and call it simply "problem" or "normal katastrof" since their English skills do not allow them to describe what happened.
- What the hell are you doing? You can't park here sir!
- No problem, pauza, 45 minut finish, me drive ok?
- Koleka problem...

- Who smashed the fence down?
- (points) this drunk HGV driver reversed into it.
- Kein problem, normal katastrof, call boss
A person that has a great music taste and a great sense of humor.
Kulkruhs are usually between ages 11-19.
Friend1: wow this girl looks so good!

Friend2: Yes, and she is also a kulkruh.

Friend1: Omg so cool!
kulkruh by Jzsmluka March 27, 2019
Kuylek combines with two Thai words by "Kuy" (Khwy)translate to dick in Thai and "Lek"(Lĕk) translate to [small.

This word usually appears in South East Asia game server such as Rainbow Six Siege or CS: GO or other types of game.
A: You play very suck!
B: Edok, You such a Kuylek man don't be like a fucking retard gay.
Kuylek by Pae360 October 24, 2019
Kelek is a Turkish word and completely unrelated to the actual meaning. It is primarily a youth term and mostly used in the city of Hamburg,Germany. Kelek=lazy/Kelek=raft. It first used in the late 2010s. It is used when you dont like something or are anoyed that something wont work.
Instead of : Das ist ja doof das der Zug später kommt./ It sucks that the train will run late today
You just say :Kelek.
Kelek by Beng_Wang June 27, 2021
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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