Previously one person, Bro has caused the split between Kumalala and Savesta. They are now fighting a war in which Savesta won the first battle. But Kumalala will not give up that easy.

Did you see the kumala savesta fight last night?

kumala savesta by dhruvish08 June 2, 2022

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kumalala

Kumalala is a guy that kums in your lala. His antagonist is savesta. He will try to prevent kumalala to kum in your lala.
Kumalala has a mischievous grin and beautifull eyes, no one could refuse him kum-ing in your lala.

When Kumalala shows up, the kumalala theme starts playing.

guy1: yesterday i met kumalala
guy2: oh no, did he kum in your lala?
guy1: no, savesta came and tiktok-danced kumalala away
*kumalala theme song starts playing

kumalala by Ravendave447 June 14, 2022

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Kubalay

This strange species can be found in an online game called Darkfall. What person has the most elaborate lies in the world, my guess is that there are lots of contenders. This species however must be one of the best shit talkers ever. To persuade females he thrusts out his darkfall epeen, generally shorter than his neighbors, but he does try anyway. The type of females he does attract generally leave him within the month, his mother abandoned him at just two days old. With inadequate utensils he finds himself alone once more. It is believed, though not yet confirmed, that this species is loathed by the Darkfall community.

Kubalay : Person that loves the sound of his own voice.
Runs from 1v1s.
Gets fucked up at every turn.
Is in general part of the "you mad bro camp"

Kubalay by Kubalay September 24, 2011

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Kumalala

Kumalala Kumala is one of the original battlers of Lightskinville, and the first real enemy of Savesta. He was born from the turmoil generated in the mind of SigmaWellbeing when he heard the song "Kumala Kumala Savesta". He has been fighting for the position of ruler for Lightskinville for decades, even though the song was released not that long ago.

Hi Tickle Tipson you look very Kumalala today

Kumalala by JeQuavious Higglebottom June 12, 2022

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