Kuralance

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A guy who is constantly playing games on his bed, and always sitting 'comfortably' on his chair. Only plays MMORPGS and has a 10 second response time which is amplified IMessage to 10 hour response time. KlarenceXD is very chill and loves anime but if you disturb him you will feel his wraith.

"You've been playing FFXIV for 3 day straight now, what are you a Kuralance?"

"Dude I messaged you 9 days ago why did you respond now, don't be a Kuralance anymore"

Kuralance by SpaghettiLover123 April 14, 2021

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Kuralance

A guy who is constantly playing games on his bed, and always sitting 'comfortably' on his chair. Only plays MMORPGs and has a 10 second response time which is amplified in IMessage to 10 hour response time. KlarenceXD is very chill and loves anime but if you disturb him you will feel his wraith.

Me: Yo are you okay, you missed your entire mag.

Friend: Sorry I was playing from my bed

Me: Such a Kuralance.

Kuralance by lilpandapoo April 16, 2021

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Kelly: I need to get laid soon
Trish: get yourself a Karapancev I haven’t walked for weeks
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piddlefart

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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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