Kuching 

The capital of Sarawak, Kuching is is the 4th largest urban area in Malaysia and with probably the best quality of life. It is a beautiful, green, laid-back city with non racist people (comprised of mostly Chinese, then Malays and Dayaks)- which is a like far-away dream in most parts of Malaysia. Most only 'learnt how to become' racist after staying for some time in West Malaysia. Intermarriage especially among the Chinese and Dayaks are common. Kuching has the best of both worlds - the facilities of a modern city and the strong community ties of a small town. In short, Kuching is a wonderful place to live in but a mindnumbingly boring place for tourists.

Contrary to what quite a lot of West Malaysians think, Kuching people are not uneducated and 'ulu'. The fact is most Kuchingites can speak better English then them. Kuching also ranks as the no. 2 highest average household income.

Most Kuchingites have the same hobby - eating. This is why there are so many kopitiams over here. Our most famous foods are the kolo mee, laksa Sarawak, kacangma and midin belacan.

Kuching is developing at a very pace rapid pace and this is not neccesarily a good thing. Rising crime, traffic jams, several new malls, and more coming soon might turn Kuching into another unlivable metropolis. Currently however, crime and traffic are still much better than in other large cities in Malaysia.

Noooo.. Kuching, you're beautiful just the way you are! Don't grow up too fast! T_T

Kuchingite driving around: Haiyo why Kuching so boring one no place to go one? All the same things nia.

Another Kuchingite: Nevermind la. Can go eat again lor.

Kuching by MimiLala March 7, 2008

Kuching 

The act of stiffing someone on a tip and smiling in their face.

That table just had a $200 tab and all I received was a nice kuching.

Kuching by Playboy Vic February 16, 2019

Kuching 

Having sex with a post op Malaysian tranny.

"Is John coming out to the bar with us tonight?"
"No, he is going to spend the night Kuching instead"

Kuching by KuchingKing October 10, 2011

kaching 

The sweet sound of cash. Usually associated with making (or spending) a windfall.

Etymology: from the sound an old-fashioned cash register makes when the cash drawer slides open.

I'm playing the ponies with my Social Security check. Kaching!

kaching by tomte May 19, 2004

Kutching 

Texting every girl on your phone asking if they want to go to 3rd base with them

Guy 1: I got really bored last night, so I went Kutching
Guy 2: how did you do?
Guy 1: 45 for 100, but I asked them to come at different times and days. It's going to be a long and fun month.

Kutching by Jake Zudi January 17, 2011

kucing 

a cat that was so cute, of course.

Lili: Lihat tu disana, ada haiwan yang comel.
Lulu: Ya, itu namanya kucing .

kucing by lulussup May 13, 2020

Koching 

When u r jus chillin around your yard.

Tanisha: Wat you up to
J: jus koching, dya wanna go out
Tanisha: Yea cuz i am jus koching too n its sorta boring!!!

Koching by Friskee July 5, 2006