kryto

A packing prodigy is named kryto. Krytos are extremely rare and they are always in ᴳoᴷᴿᴬᶻy. Krytos have incredibly humongous penises (7-10 inches of hung cock) and never simp. but the female sex often enjoy simping over them.

Bro, I'm a kryto.

by Kryto. September 13, 2020

kryto

kryto is an alpha male name. this name is reserved for packers or roblox players. people named kryto have incredibly huge penises and get simped on by bitches.

Bro, I'm kryto

by Kryto. September 13, 2020

The Black Man's Kryptonite

A Cool Hot White Women That Is Either PAWG in her 20s or A Hot Cougar with all the Package.

A Very Attractive White Women or Hispanic Women. Black Men Love Them

Person 1: Hey Bro Did you see that hot White Girl.
Person 2: Yes She Has Us Thirsting Bad Bro We Need To Hit That.
Person 1: Definitely And She Got It All Going On And is The Black Man's Kryptonite

by I.S Akbar May 15, 2021

Kryptonian Effect

When you’ve been awake for so long that at the next sunrise you suddenly feel rejuvenated.

If it were not for the Kryptonian Effect, I never would have made it through exams today.

by Schulist December 14, 2017

Kryptonite

Something or someone who makes you weak, even if you are a very strong person

I'm a very strong person but you make me weak, you are my kryptonite.

by SydneySilver April 23, 2016

kryptonlmao

A TikToker who explains how anything in my house could be radioactive. even my cup of water.

You heard of kryptonlmao on tiktok? He told me the plate i’ve been eating off of for 10 years is radioactive!

by anonymous May 21, 2021

Kratom Shirt

When you try to take a kratom toss and wash but you spill some, all regretful like, on your shirt. Now everyone can see your mistake.

He totally missed his mouth, now he has kratom shirt!

by Goosed14 September 24, 2018