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the chronic, the best, good shit, "off the hook".
you can also say "krypt"
Krypto- by jeaphunk July 14, 2003
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Usualy refered to as high quality marijuana in South Florida (not sure if used in other locations)its better than regs or mids. Usualy smoked out of pieces (pipes), joints, blunts, bongs, or vaporizers. Sometimes baked into brownies, cookies, ect for oral consumption but that is usualy done with less expensive weed because the high you get from eating it is strong but after a certian point using more weed is a waste because you cant get any higher. You can usualy get an eighth for $50 or a half eighth for $25.
This party sucks, lets go smoke some krypto.
You got any krypto?
I just picked up an eighth of some good krypto.
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Most badass dog in the universe.

:D
This one hurt man. Krypto loves man. Krypto hurt this one. Man loves place. I protect place for man. Krypto good boy. --internal Krypto dialogue, Superman #679
Krypto by Lady Starscream November 2, 2008
adjective. Means bad ass, kick ass, or awesome.
Did you see that dude jump over the fire on his bike? That shit was Krypto!
krypto by Yoass May 18, 2007
also an abbreviation for kryptonite, refers to one man's ability to act as kryptonite on another man's booty game.
I call jeremy glassmacher krypto because he kills my mother fucking game
Krypto by Dan Deitz January 30, 2005
To be socially retarded.
Danny: You're such a fuckin Krypto.
Retard: SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP
Krypto by PacificRecon101 December 12, 2009
Basically, the best roblox group followed by "Wallahi"
Boy Im in krypto my nigga
Krypto by ScriptedJames March 19, 2021
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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