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Kroakleys 

A pair of Oakley brand sunglasses that are worn at all times of the day and during any conditions. Which include, but are not limited to, bicycling, napping, porch sitting, walking in the rain, broomballing, marching band, and musical concerts.
I just saw him on campus again wearing his kroakleys, does he ever take them off?
Kroakleys by Darsh69 May 5, 2010
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krookie monster

Skaters unable to skate transition. Originates from the skate trick "k-grind" short for "crooked-grind"
"Dude, that grom can switch heel a 10-stair, but he cant drop into a 2-foot tranny!"
"I know bro, he's a krookie monster"
krookie monster by Daniel April 5, 2005

kroakers 

An extreme spelling of "croakers," which means "people who are dying."
The venue for tonight's show in {retirement destination} is "Kroakers."
kroakers by jetcity23 May 16, 2014