Kroakleys

A pair of Oakley brand sunglasses that are worn at all times of the day and during any conditions. Which include, but are not limited to, bicycling, napping, porch sitting, walking in the rain, broomballing, marching band, and musical concerts.

I just saw him on campus again wearing his kroakleys, does he ever take them off?

by Darsh69 May 5, 2010

croakleys

A combination of wearing "Croakies" neoprene sunglass straps with "Oakley" sunglasses. A blend of function and fashion from 1992, still embraced by the outdoor working class. The drape of the Croakies serves the ancillary benefit of creating an artificial mullet for its wearer; or, more likely serving to enhance the existing mullet.

Yo, my landscaper looks cool with his croakleys and his high and tight grey Lees.

by Game 904 March 21, 2008

kroakers

An extreme spelling of "croakers," which means "people who are dying."

The venue for tonight's show in {retirement destination} is "Kroakers."

by jetcity23 May 16, 2014

Broakleys

Cheap sunglasses.

Larry was broke and hungover, the sun was killing him and he was late to work. He counted his change for a gatorade and some broakleys.

by billyboombox August 11, 2016