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kristyne guzzi 

The brown part on the banana. Shit stain

Small tits

Small ass
Ernesto
Yells outload for no reason

Kristine 

A beautiful and bubbly girl with an amazing humor. A Kristine’s smile and laugh is incredibly contagious and can make you happy when you see and hear it. Her hair is always flawless and so is her makeup. Her hair is brown and beautiful.

A Kristine’s behavior is always on top as well as her grades. Her English skills are really good. A woman named Kristine is unbelievably lovable and if you’re feeling down, she’ll be right there to help you because a Kristine wants you to be ok. She’s really sensitive so you have to be careful with her.

At the same time, a Kristine is NOT someone you want to mess with. She can be a bomb ass chick and hit you with the best and sassiest comebacks. Beware of fights with a Kristine.

If you have a Kristine in your life, keep her. A Kristine is the best you can have in your life.
Person 1: Have you seen Kristine?
Person 2: Oh you mean that beautiful brown haired girl?

I love you Kristine
Kristine by SwagyGenius1711 October 10, 2018

Kristyna 

She's a shy person but once you get to know her she's wild. First time you meet her she might seem like a jerk but if she becomes your friend you'll fall in love immediately. You can always trust her with anything and if you want some company she's always there for you. If you have a problem she'll try to solve it even if she can't.

But she needs someone to help her too. So if you ever have the luck of having her don't let go cause you'll never find someone like her. Love her with all that you have. And be grateful for what luck you have.

She's the most beautiful person in this world and everything about her is perfect. Kristyna gives the warmest of hugs and the loveliest of the kisses. Her smile is comforting and makes you think nothing can go wrong. Her eyes are light brown and you get lost in them when she looks at you. Her voice is so soothing and calming. And her hair is beautiful regardless of it's stile.
"I hope I can get married with Kristyna"
"She's the love of my life "
Kristyna by Ihatemyself.com May 31, 2018

Kristine 

Kristine is quite crazy around friends she is pretty nice until you get on her bad side.But very subtle during while working on something very important.She is very honest about her opinion she always rejects a guys because it depends on their personality and she is a bit clumsy but she is very cute and she is really smart she also enjoys any shade of blue and loves to be accompanied by any animal and her favorite is most likely to be a dog.
Person 1:Have you met this girl she’s such an amaizing person!
Person 2:Is her name Kristine?
Person 1:yes.. :v

Kristine 

Smart girl, loves drama stories, loves any shade of blue, loves animals,and is a person magnet but is not necessarily super nice, but she doesn't have to be. Kinda short but she makes it up with her amazing personality. Absolutely evil when pmsing and complains a lot in general. Don't get on her bad side or she'll make you regret it. Quiet around strangers but loud around friends. The best friend you could ever have. If you don't have a kristine, what are you doing with your life?
Person 1;Who's that girl over in the corner looking like she'll kill someone?
Person 2; Oh, that's Kristine. Don't look her in the eye, she'll bite.
Person 1; Unlikely.
*Person 1 approaches Kristine*
*Kristine attacks*
Person 2: I told you.

Kristene 

Kristene is a gorgeous girl who always says what pops into her head. she is always down to do something a little crazy but has a very kind heart. she is funny, sweet and caring when it comes to people she really cares about. overall, kristene is one of the best people you will ever meet.
My friend kristene, is wild!
Kristene by ajac April 22, 2017
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