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kristaly 

This bitch is depressed as hell but she's hot and pretty and basically the smartest person ever.
Someone : Do you know Kristaly?
ME : I LOVE HER LEAVE HER ALONE
kristaly by your mom's fat dink November 22, 2021
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A girl that's cute, sexy, and adorable. Usually very chill when you get to know them. Guys consider her as a hot girl with a smart brain. Nevertheless, she is very mature comparing to people in her same age. She is the kind of girl that can do both girly and guy stuff. Also, she isn't afraid to be a confident, independent, and strong minded woman. She can be interested with lots of things with different varieties. She will accomplish something that's on her mind no matter what it takes to achieve it. When it comes to relationships, she isn't the type of girl that will break your heart. If a guy treats her right, that guy will be the happiest guy on the planet. Kristal is weird sometimes, because she has the tendency to look at hot models (both hot girls and guys). Surprisingly, she is straight af. She will be your best friend if you both can trust each other. Kristal is absolutely caring, nice, and friendly. If you need some support, she will be the first one to care about you and your feelings. Don't try to mess with this girl, because she will remember everything you did in the past and try to hold grudges. In her mind, she will plan on to murder you if you mess with her.
A: (Whistle) Hot damn! Look at that hot blondie over there bro!

B: Dude! That's my best friend Kristal. Don't you try to hit on her.
Kristal by LuckyCharms3349 September 8, 2016
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Krystalynn 

She's absolutely freaking amazing! She is incredibly kind, loyal, trustworthy, and clever. Shes a blackbear, gnash, eden, pierce the veil loving mofo 😂 She'll always be there for you and she'll never turn a cold shoulder. She's the greatest friend you could ever have so keep her close! Shes stunningly beautiful and slays life itself. Get you a Krystalynn, you wont regret it.
"oh look its Krystalynn"

"damnnn im so jealous! look at her!"

"ikr?! shes a true jem"
Krystalynn by blckbrtumblrgrl January 20, 2017
A smart, beautiful young woman, that has a very large future.
Wow kristal is so smart,
kristal by krisssssssss February 7, 2018
A heaven spawned ray of light delivered upon the earth to show motherfuckers the the way.
Can you turn on the Kristal? I'm having a hard time seeing your heart.
Kristal by StormyHoney July 27, 2016

krisalyn 

krisalyn is a caring individual who will never fail to brighten your day. she is well known, and beautiful inside and out. she is one of the smartest people i know, and will stick by your side throughout good times and bad. :)
"wow, dont y'all just love krisalyn??
"yep, sure do. she's the best!!"
krisalyn by theperson:) February 15, 2018
Kristal is a girl that doesn’t like to fuvwak and speaks her mind she is not scared of no bihh and she will tell u what she think bout you just ask her !
Boy:Kristal u wanna fuvwak
Kristal:fuck no yo dick smell like shit just like your breath .
KRISTAL by Nunyabuizzzzz November 13, 2018
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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