A lot of sexiness packed into a short container. Very smart and her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. She could teach you, but she'd have to charge. She loves the color blue and is pale with long hair. Don't mess with Krystalyn or she'll kill you with her gorgeous, geeky powers. Very kind. Loves coco puffs and trees.

(Guy 1): Damn, look at that girl. I gotta get me some of that.

(Girl): I'm so jealous of her!

(Guy 2): Yeah, she's a Krystalyn for sure.

Krystalyn by CaptKelp September 12, 2011

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Krystalyn

The most perfect specimen of a human being you will ever see you in your life. Great tits, great ass and even better personality. One of the funniest people you’ll ever meet but don’t let her good nature fool you. She is always down to fight so don’t mess with her. She’s a bad bitch.

Krystalyn is crazy af but so fun!

Krystalyn by vegas.bartender November 22, 2021

Krystal Fox

Krystal Fox is a sexy blue fox woman from the videogame Starfox.

It's Krystal Fox! Giggity!

Krystal Fox by HawaiianPunch1 July 2, 2021

krystalized

Of an extreme elite, or greater type than the regular type.

You're mom was so krystalized, I couldn't handle myself.

krystalized by Krystalized0 March 4, 2011

Krystal Jung

The beautiful maknae of the best dance group in South Korea f(x). Also the younger sister of SNSD's Jessica.

krystal jung

Krystal Jung by whoareyouiamnarnia March 24, 2013

krystal ball

(v, tr.)

Hampering a political candidate's chances of winning an election by circulating compromising old photos of the candidate on the internet. The term is especially applicable to sexually suggestive photos.

The term is based on the 2010 congressional campaign of 28-year-old Virginia businesswoman Krystal Ball, who received negative publicity after photos of her sucking on a Halloween dildo during the 2007 holiday were unearthed.

Student 1: Hahaha. Ben's blog swears he's going to run for Congress in a few years. Quick, let's save some pictures so we can krystal ball him later!

(Student 2 logs onto Facebook and begins to save photos of their "friend").

krystal ball by Moggraider November 1, 2010

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026