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Ryan Krippelz

A modern-day trendsetter (a.k.a. influencer/insider), bringing great conversations to parties & never has to prove anything to anyone; according to themselves...

**Fact check:

-great conversation starter (true) who does not need to prove himself to others (true), but feels

the need to prove something to himself (true) himself. Trendsetter: FALSE, but also not a follower & is

just..there. OVERALL, good company.

-42.5% FUNNY, 46% SASSY, 7.5% UNDIGESTED FAST FOOD; most likely from off menu items (i.e. mcribb,

filet o' fish, etc.), 4% GAS.

Negative side:

-Tendency to take things too far when feeling "extra". Might take secretive, un-flattering pictures of you

and share them with others for a laugh. When crabby and in a mood, it's best to steer clear because

they will be right and you wrong..so how dare you?

-Does not react well to the feeling of guilt & has a weakness towards late night snacks & holiday candy.
1. Ryan Krippelz told a funny joke and we all laughed. (+)

2. Why would Ryan take that picture of me eating and send it to everyone when he knows I was feeling insecure? (-)
Related Words

krispietize 

The act of taking your weed and baking it into rice krispie treats.
Dude my parents have started smelling the smoke on my clothes, so instead of smoking my weed, I'm going to krispietize it.
krispietize by Pimposaurus-rex December 29, 2010

Cocoa Krispies 

Yummmmmmmmy cereal. Better than the cereal YOU have!
your face...... looks like cocoa Krispies! Ima eat yo' face!!!

krispie kreme klub

seems like a good idea, actually the kkk
'are you apart of the krispie Kreme klub?'
'yea!'
'uhh... Ok'
krispie kreme klub by catboyking February 16, 2020

puttens and kippies 

Slang for pups and kit-kits.
Come in the car, I got puttens and kippies.
puttens and kippies by redhood December 6, 2009

EYE KRISPIES 

Encrusted secretions of the eye and tear ducts. Usually the result of a phase change process that eye boogers undergo.
SEE: EYE BOOGERS
Eye krispies blurred the truck driver's vision, causing him to overturn into a go cart track, claiming the lives of 20 people.
EYE KRISPIES by Lord Kanel September 12, 2006