krippie
a crippled retard
krippie by please do not disclose October 3, 2003
Ryan Krippelz
A modern-day trendsetter (a.k.a. influencer/insider), bringing great conversations to parties & never has to prove anything to anyone; according to themselves...
**Fact check:
-great conversation starter (true) who does not need to prove himself to others (true), but feels
the need to prove something to himself (true) himself. Trendsetter: FALSE, but also not a follower & is
just..there. OVERALL, good company.
-42.5% FUNNY, 46% SASSY, 7.5% UNDIGESTED FAST FOOD; most likely from off menu items (i.e. mcribb,
filet o' fish, etc.), 4% GAS.
Negative side:
-Tendency to take things too far when feeling "extra". Might take secretive, un-flattering pictures of you
and share them with others for a laugh. When crabby and in a mood, it's best to steer clear because
they will be right and you wrong..so how dare you?
-Does not react well to the feeling of guilt & has a weakness towards late night snacks & holiday candy.
**Fact check:
-great conversation starter (true) who does not need to prove himself to others (true), but feels
the need to prove something to himself (true) himself. Trendsetter: FALSE, but also not a follower & is
just..there. OVERALL, good company.
-42.5% FUNNY, 46% SASSY, 7.5% UNDIGESTED FAST FOOD; most likely from off menu items (i.e. mcribb,
filet o' fish, etc.), 4% GAS.
Negative side:
-Tendency to take things too far when feeling "extra". Might take secretive, un-flattering pictures of you
and share them with others for a laugh. When crabby and in a mood, it's best to steer clear because
they will be right and you wrong..so how dare you?
-Does not react well to the feeling of guilt & has a weakness towards late night snacks & holiday candy.
1. Ryan Krippelz told a funny joke and we all laughed. (+)
2. Why would Ryan take that picture of me eating and send it to everyone when he knows I was feeling insecure? (-)
2. Why would Ryan take that picture of me eating and send it to everyone when he knows I was feeling insecure? (-)
Ryan Krippelz by At least it isn't AIDS October 21, 2020
Related Words
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Encrusted secretions of the eye and tear ducts. Usually the result of a phase change process that eye boogers undergo.
SEE: EYE BOOGERS
SEE: EYE BOOGERS
Eye krispies blurred the truck driver's vision, causing him to overturn into a go cart track, claiming the lives of 20 people.
EYE KRISPIES by Lord Kanel September 12, 2006
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