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Krimpie Toad
When you and the fellers are out and one of them is acting like a straight up clown but all the boys are still down for it so it makes you squad up even harder than prior to the clownin
Lil HuCkleberry was being a krimpie toad last night at Club Space, he had all the girls hounding for him.
Krimpie Toad by Tyler Likely August 4, 2016
Related Words
Krimpie • Krimpie Toad • krimple • krumpies • Kimpie Paarntie • Krimmiee • Krimper • krimpet • Krimpet Bootleg • krimpin out
Krimpet Bootleg
Krimpet Bootleg by bussyslayer February 23, 2023
krispietize
Dude my parents have started smelling the smoke on my clothes, so instead of smoking my weed, I'm going to krispietize it.
krispietize by Pimposaurus-rex December 29, 2010
Cocoa Krispies
Cocoa Krispies by brit_spaztassstic January 22, 2009
krispie kreme klub
krispie kreme klub by catboyking February 16, 2020
EYE KRISPIES
Encrusted secretions of the eye and tear ducts. Usually the result of a phase change process that eye boogers undergo.
SEE: EYE BOOGERS
SEE: EYE BOOGERS
Eye krispies blurred the truck driver's vision, causing him to overturn into a go cart track, claiming the lives of 20 people.
EYE KRISPIES by Lord Kanel September 12, 2006
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