A term for the number 16, Jake Kovaleski's soccer number, and also one of the numbers from the TV show "Lost." (Not to be confused with a KovaLAXski, which is a term for the number 32, Jake Kovaleski's sophomore-year lacrosse number.)
"You'll have a Kovaleski of minutes to take this quiz."
"Please open your course packets to page Kovaleski."
"Pope Benedict the Kovaleskieth died on December 31st, 2022."
an assistant principal at abington junior high school who doesn’t know how to do anything but suspend students for no reason. he’s obsessed with his hair and it always has to re dye it dark brown like a fucking teenage girl. he also looks like he’s 400 pounds.
oh shit! jonathan kovaleski called me down to the office again for skipping class. see you in ISS (in school suspension).
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).