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Kortland 

Typically male, has a kind and caring personality, with a great sense of humor.
They also don't have much friends, but the friends they do have are extremely loyal. They are very inclined not to pick sides, and will always go for what they think is right. A very serious person most of the time, and pretty good at sports, and moderately good-looking.
"man, what a catch by Kortland in that football game!"
"Kortland is so nice"
Kortland by TheTinyOfDemons (short) October 28, 2021
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kortland 

Kortland is a boys name. There is two definitions of Kortland. Definition 1: He is spoiled, and disliked. Words people use to describe him: Ew. Designer. Fake designer. Homophobic. Weird. Gross. Preppy. Arrogant. Jerk. Stupid. Male version of the slur Karen. Dumb. Thinks the "Prime Minister of Ottawa is Bill Gates" Definition 2: Weird. Liked. Do not take offense for the other definition of Kortland, that is from experience.
*Kortland gets water spilled on his shirt*
Screams: "THAT WAS DESIGNER!!!*
Me: "Yeah, from the Gap."
*Kortland calls his mom to pick him up even after he gets a new shirt.*
kortland by 9119 January 4, 2021

Kortlander 

Noun. A person who uses cheap sob stories to get girls. One who often acts slightly gay to try to make girls think he's sentimental. Very emo.
Also can be spelled "Courtlander", one who "courts" with other girls in a cheap, emo-like way.
Guy 1: I can't believe Mike got all those girls last night!

Guy 2: What a kortlander, he doesn't have any pride in himself.
Kortlander by Roy Fenton October 12, 2006

Kirtland, Ohio

The place where the 2011 Ohio division 5 football champions play. Is also full of a bunch of people who bitch about how bad the school is.
Kirtland, Ohio rocks, Cuyahoga Heights sucks!
Kirtland, Ohio by K-Town status January 24, 2011

Kirtland 

He is really shy but when you get to know him he's an amazing friend. also one of the most trust worthy people you ever will meet
guy1: the other day Kirtland and I where talking-
guy2: wait let me pause you right there, he actually talks to you?
Kirtland by HQSs MCCDfN March 20, 2022
an amazing person, usually very popular. and usually has long brown hair and dark brown eyes. talented in soccer and very athletic. someone who isn't afraid to stand up against something that isn't right and speak his mind. so sweet and very attractive, someone you want in your life and would be sad to lose. different than the jerk populars, with a big heart and a soft voice. someone to look up to and protect.
kortlan
kortlan by noel faith November 30, 2013

Kirtland 

Kirtland is a shy and handsome person. He is a genius though too humble to admit it. Kirtland's feelings are often very secret so if you are one of the rare people that get to know them you are lucky. He gives amazing advice that is far beyond his years. He is handsome and underrated. If you are the one that his heart of gold belongs to make sure to never let him go. Kirtland is hardworking and often left in the shadows. The more you get to know Kirtland the more funny you think he is. Kirtland is easy to be loyal to because of his personality. This humble and loving person doesn't know how smart and perfect he is. He is one of the people who you would trust with your deepest and sometimes darkest secrets.
The name Kirtland, a boy, not the city.
Kirtland by Stranger44 March 5, 2022
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