Kurtland 

Kurtland is the kinda guy you can always have a laugh with. Very fashionable dude, but always wears the same sweat pants? Which is strange. Cool guy. Favourite word is "Wow" and favourite saying is "That's crazy"

Anon: " Same sweat pants again?"

Kurtland: "That's crazy!"

Kurtland by blondewig April 23, 2018

Kortlander 

Noun. A person who uses cheap sob stories to get girls. One who often acts slightly gay to try to make girls think he's sentimental. Very emo.
Also can be spelled "Courtlander", one who "courts" with other girls in a cheap, emo-like way.

Guy 1: I can't believe Mike got all those girls last night!

Guy 2: What a kortlander, he doesn't have any pride in himself.

Kortlander by Roy Fenton October 12, 2006

Kirtland, Ohio

The place where the 2011 Ohio division 5 football champions play. Is also full of a bunch of people who bitch about how bad the school is.

Kirtland, Ohio rocks, Cuyahoga Heights sucks!

Kirtland, Ohio by K-Town status January 24, 2011

Kirtland 

He is really shy but when you get to know him he's an amazing friend. also one of the most trust worthy people you ever will meet

guy1: the other day Kirtland and I where talking-
guy2: wait let me pause you right there, he actually talks to you?

Kirtland by HQSs MCCDfN March 20, 2022

Kurland Here 

Meme from Star Trek Online, mission "Boldly they rode" where the only voice line from Captain James Kurland is "Kurland here, come in" and repeated dozens of times.

Stating that Kurland, is in fact, here.

"Is that... is Kurland there?"
"Kurland here"

Kurland Here by macOSbyApple May 12, 2022

Kortland 

Typically male, has a kind and caring personality, with a great sense of humor.
They also don't have much friends, but the friends they do have are extremely loyal. They are very inclined not to pick sides, and will always go for what they think is right. A very serious person most of the time, and pretty good at sports, and moderately good-looking.

"man, what a catch by Kortland in that football game!"
"Kortland is so nice"

Kortland by TheTinyOfDemons (short) October 28, 2021

Kirtland 

Kirtland is a shy and handsome person. He is a genius though too humble to admit it. Kirtland's feelings are often very secret so if you are one of the rare people that get to know them you are lucky. He gives amazing advice that is far beyond his years. He is handsome and underrated. If you are the one that his heart of gold belongs to make sure to never let him go. Kirtland is hardworking and often left in the shadows. The more you get to know Kirtland the more funny you think he is. Kirtland is easy to be loyal to because of his personality. This humble and loving person doesn't know how smart and perfect he is. He is one of the people who you would trust with your deepest and sometimes darkest secrets.

The name Kirtland, a boy, not the city.

Kirtland by Stranger44 March 5, 2022