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an amazing person, usually very popular. and usually has long brown hair and dark brown eyes. talented in soccer and very athletic. someone who isn't afraid to stand up against something that isn't right and speak his mind. so sweet and very attractive, someone you want in your life and would be sad to lose. different than the jerk populars, with a big heart and a soft voice. someone to look up to and protect.

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kortlan by noel faith November 30, 2013

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Kortlun

someone who feels as if everyone else should have to suffer becuase he got screwed once upon a time. often has sex with way to many people and disregards other peoples feelings.

You slept with Kortlun too?

Kortlun by i had a dream...a fallen dream December 15, 2008

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Kortlander

Noun. A person who uses cheap sob stories to get girls. One who often acts slightly gay to try to make girls think he's sentimental. Very emo.
Also can be spelled "Courtlander", one who "courts" with other girls in a cheap, emo-like way.

Guy 1: I can't believe Mike got all those girls last night!

Guy 2: What a kortlander, he doesn't have any pride in himself.

Kortlander by Roy Fenton October 12, 2006

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kortlyn

Kind and bratty person but she also can be a bitch. But in the inside she can be sweet. She has good and positive thoughts. She makes a great girlfriend and is very loveable and loves everyone that loves her. she is very beautiful and outgoing person and always likes to have fun. Loves to party and has very great family and loves them all.

Kortlyn has good friends and makes lots of friends but some say she's a brat.

kortlyn by I don't know this April 4, 2017

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Kirtland, Ohio

The place where the 2011 Ohio division 5 football champions play. Is also full of a bunch of people who bitch about how bad the school is.

Kirtland, Ohio rocks, Cuyahoga Heights sucks!

Kirtland, Ohio by K-Town status January 24, 2011

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Kirtland

He is really shy but when you get to know him he's an amazing friend. also one of the most trust worthy people you ever will meet

guy1: the other day Kirtland and I where talking-
guy2: wait let me pause you right there, he actually talks to you?

Kirtland by HQSs MCCDfN March 20, 2022

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Korlan

to be Amazing

Korriann is a very korlan person

Korlan by Dylan w morris February 20, 2009

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WhimZ

Gen Z whimsy

Millennial optimism may be gone, but Gen Z whimsy (WhimZ) is in.

WhimZ by WhimZ! November 5, 2026

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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