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an amazing person, usually very popular. and usually has long brown hair and dark brown eyes. talented in soccer and very athletic. someone who isn't afraid to stand up against something that isn't right and speak his mind. so sweet and very attractive, someone you want in your life and would be sad to lose. different than the jerk populars, with a big heart and a soft voice. someone to look up to and protect.

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kortlan by noel faith November 30, 2013

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Kortlun

someone who feels as if everyone else should have to suffer becuase he got screwed once upon a time. often has sex with way to many people and disregards other peoples feelings.

You slept with Kortlun too?

Kortlun by i had a dream...a fallen dream December 15, 2008

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Kortlander

Noun. A person who uses cheap sob stories to get girls. One who often acts slightly gay to try to make girls think he's sentimental. Very emo.
Also can be spelled "Courtlander", one who "courts" with other girls in a cheap, emo-like way.

Guy 1: I can't believe Mike got all those girls last night!

Guy 2: What a kortlander, he doesn't have any pride in himself.

Kortlander by Roy Fenton October 12, 2006

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kortlyn

Kind and bratty person but she also can be a bitch. But in the inside she can be sweet. She has good and positive thoughts. She makes a great girlfriend and is very loveable and loves everyone that loves her. she is very beautiful and outgoing person and always likes to have fun. Loves to party and has very great family and loves them all.

Kortlyn has good friends and makes lots of friends but some say she's a brat.

kortlyn by I don't know this April 4, 2017

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Kirtland, Ohio

The place where the 2011 Ohio division 5 football champions play. Is also full of a bunch of people who bitch about how bad the school is.

Kirtland, Ohio rocks, Cuyahoga Heights sucks!

Kirtland, Ohio by K-Town status January 24, 2011

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Kirtland

He is really shy but when you get to know him he's an amazing friend. also one of the most trust worthy people you ever will meet

guy1: the other day Kirtland and I where talking-
guy2: wait let me pause you right there, he actually talks to you?

Kirtland by HQSs MCCDfN March 20, 2022

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Korlan

to be Amazing

Korriann is a very korlan person

Korlan by Dylan w morris February 20, 2009

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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