Kortlander

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Noun. A person who uses cheap sob stories to get girls. One who often acts slightly gay to try to make girls think he's sentimental. Very emo.
Also can be spelled "Courtlander", one who "courts" with other girls in a cheap, emo-like way.

Guy 1: I can't believe Mike got all those girls last night!

Guy 2: What a kortlander, he doesn't have any pride in himself.

Kortlander by Roy Fenton October 12, 2006

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kerflanderbox

A made-up part on a vehicle meant as a joke

your" kerflanderbox"has gone bad it will need replacement

kerflanderbox by RUDAWG October 1, 2017

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Kortland

Typically male, has a kind and caring personality, with a great sense of humor.
They also don't have much friends, but the friends they do have are extremely loyal. They are very inclined not to pick sides, and will always go for what they think is right. A very serious person most of the time, and pretty good at sports, and moderately good-looking.

"man, what a catch by Kortland in that football game!"
"Kortland is so nice"

Kortland by TheTinyOfDemons (short) October 28, 2021

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Portlander

a Demonym for someone who lives in Portland.

See all his tattoos? He is definitely a Portlander.

Portlander by Clementine Eternal December 29, 2014

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kortland

Kortland is a boys name. There is two definitions of Kortland. Definition 1: He is spoiled, and disliked. Words people use to describe him: Ew. Designer. Fake designer. Homophobic. Weird. Gross. Preppy. Arrogant. Jerk. Stupid. Male version of the slur Karen. Dumb. Thinks the "Prime Minister of Ottawa is Bill Gates" Definition 2: Weird. Liked. Do not take offense for the other definition of Kortland, that is from experience.

*Kortland gets water spilled on his shirt*
Screams: "THAT WAS DESIGNER!!!*
Me: "Yeah, from the Gap."
*Kortland calls his mom to pick him up even after he gets a new shirt.*

kortland by 9119 January 4, 2021

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Kirklanders

Anglo Africans of Kenya

Comes from Kirkland, British governor of East Africa

Kirklanders by Ruks May 13, 2005

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koriander

Slang for weed

Yo, you got some koriander I can smoke?

koriander by ZaTiii June 9, 2017

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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