kootz

the act of getting absolutely shmacked.

“bro last night i was so kootzed i woke up on my front lawn naked”

by steftristin123 July 19, 2021

kootz

a girly word for cute!

omg thats soo k00tz!

by £óZzißåbË September 1, 2005

koothead

an insult similar to peebrain
usually preceded by dummy and idot

abbeighyie: you fool. you clown. you idot.
kulsoom: okay peebrain
abby: okay koothead

by hiraffe January 28, 2021

kootenay time

The process in which it takes an extra hour to do anything.

It also incurrs that the person who is "late", (in quotes as they are only following kootenay time, not late as others may say) also lives in the beautiful area surrounded by the rocky montains called "the Kootenays"

The airy nature of the residents is probably due to the gorgeous surroundings they are inhabited in so they really don't care about the rest of the world ; they are on Kootenay time.

Stoner1: Hey budday! I need that bag quick I'm getting low!

Kootenay1: K but I'm with my bong you better put me on Kootenay time!

by savfromthekoots March 27, 2010

Kootra

A disease which main symptoms are smelling bad, not being MLG and saying,"What the brown?" involuntarily.

Guy #1:"So, my doctor told me I have a nasty case of Kootra."
Guy #2:"Stay the fuck away from me, I don't want your Kootra!"

by UberHaxorNova February 27, 2011

dong koozie

1. A vagina, anus, or mouth as used in intercourse.
2. (by extension) One whose orifice(s) are used for such purposes.

"I thought Rupert was mine first, not some multigenerational family dong koozie." -Family Guy Season 19 Episode 2, "The Talented Mr. Stewie"

by zombiewizard45 November 15, 2021

Koothara

Cultureless, shameless, country fellow/thing; A person/thing which is of hardly any value; Very bad.

He's a koothara.

by jujubi March 21, 2011