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kootz by steftristin123 July 19, 2021
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kootenay time
The process in which it takes an extra hour to do anything.
It also incurrs that the person who is "late", (in quotes as they are only following kootenay time, not late as others may say) also lives in the beautiful area surrounded by the rocky montains called "the Kootenays"
The airy nature of the residents is probably due to the gorgeous surroundings they are inhabited in so they really don't care about the rest of the world ; they are on Kootenay time.
It also incurrs that the person who is "late", (in quotes as they are only following kootenay time, not late as others may say) also lives in the beautiful area surrounded by the rocky montains called "the Kootenays"
The airy nature of the residents is probably due to the gorgeous surroundings they are inhabited in so they really don't care about the rest of the world ; they are on Kootenay time.
Stoner1: Hey budday! I need that bag quick I'm getting low!
Kootenay1: K but I'm with my bong you better put me on Kootenay time!
Kootenay1: K but I'm with my bong you better put me on Kootenay time!
kootenay time by savfromthekoots March 27, 2010
Kootra
A disease which main symptoms are smelling bad, not being MLG and saying,"What the brown?" involuntarily.
Guy #1:"So, my doctor told me I have a nasty case of Kootra."
Guy #2:"Stay the fuck away from me, I don't want your Kootra!"
Guy #2:"Stay the fuck away from me, I don't want your Kootra!"
Kootra by UberHaxorNova February 27, 2011
dong koozie
1. A vagina, anus, or mouth as used in intercourse.
2. (by extension) One whose orifice(s) are used for such purposes.
2. (by extension) One whose orifice(s) are used for such purposes.
"I thought Rupert was mine first, not some multigenerational family dong koozie." -Family Guy Season 19 Episode 2, "The Talented Mr. Stewie"
dong koozie by zombiewizard45 November 15, 2021
Koothara
Cultureless, shameless, country fellow/thing; A person/thing which is of hardly any value; Very bad.
He's a koothara.